Oh geez, I got interviewed by some postal inspectors in a former job for a large scale mail theft case- they were in word usage very professional, in affect a bunch of Jersey guys who were obviously excited to make the mail thief “go through some things”. Hilarious and terrifying experience.
For all we know the collars are just translating calls for help as violent threats
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
When We Dead Kennedys Awaken
Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.
I hope it is always “hammer pants and members-only jackets”
For sale: one fuckplane, heavily soiled
[Exit Murderer.]
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
No, now he becomes MarkWaynes’s lover
they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs
Wall to wall bangers to be sad to
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
You know they might not be bad, they were the best we ever had
I think he listened to the the 2Pac version and heard the line “it’s war on the streets and the war in the Middle East” and thought, “perfect”
it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now
Since he doesn’t drink we can replace “bar” with “teenage girls’ dressing room”
He heard there are some absolutely amazing roadkill specimens down there to party with
As long as you are wearing your jeans a sewage cold plunge is safe and delicious.
My man looks like a Star Wars alien named Sadz Snufflin
Costco pizzas are the ultimate “getting pizza for your workplace just because you can, not because you think it is a morale booster” pizza. Like, I am not going to make my employees work overtime by buying Costco pizza, but having it around sometimes gives the impression I like my coworkers.
Would anybody like to read one of my long threads about a 2.5bn year old rock, bacteria that could produce oxygen but not consume it, and tank production in wwii
Medlar are a cat’s anus posing as a fruit
so it was written. so it will be
Fire up the grill
WEST COAST officially on sale 🌴☀️
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7/9 - Soda Bar – San Diego, CA
7/10 - The Peppermint Club - LA, CA
7/11 - Cornerstone – Berkeley, CA
7/12 - Felton Music Hall – Felton, CA
7/17 - Tractor Tavern – Seattle, WA
7/18 - Dante’s – Portland, OR
More TBA
Well, “post-Stalinist, fourth percentile, housing third, schizo post agrarian seventh day Adventist” does infer a certain level of Psychosis I guess. I will rewrite.
One time my wife and I stayed at a B&B in Astoria, and a swarm of like 50 Sea lions hauled themselves up on a dock about a quarter mile away and began to vigorously honk at each other from 1am to 8 while fighting or copulating. That night I vowed to hunt them all to the ends of the earth.
