bad gamers against weed posts

you sound british. shut up

this is a humor-oriented chat. your goal should be to be *funny*, not *scary*.

anthrax immunity comes up more often than you'd expect

"it's a meme" is not sufficient justification for posting cropped alvin and the chipmunks porn are you out of your fucking mind

i'm open to dating someone who's never seen the phrase "decadent western brony" but in practice it's never worked out

Fuck entropy

Well yeah I'm gay *now*, but I subbed when I was straight and I don't think it's fair for my self-discovery to mean she loses income. I don't jerk off to her stuff anymore, obviously, but I do look at it because I want to see what she's up to, and I make sure to leave encouraging comments regularly.

I don't think I'm comfortable working on this project if you insist on keeping eldritchbluey's contributions.

Yeah idk why he thought making me forget how to jack off would be like a major inconvenience. I just looked up "masturbation tutorial" and followed along with an instructional video until I got the hang of it. It's only a problem to learn the first time because 13 year olds are stupid and have no privacy, whereas I have a bachelor's degree and an apartment.

control reality with your mind

i wish the groyper frog wasn't racist cuz he's hot as fuck

The difference is that when *I* send cropped porn in the memes channel, it's funny even when you don't know that it's from porn, and if you *do* know where it's from, that doesn't make it less funny. When you send cropped porn in the memes channel, the fact that it's cropped porn is the whole joke.

I fucking hate your anecdotes dude. Like you just casually drop that you knew a guy who locked his wife in the basement for four years or something and everyone is understandably fucking horrified and you're like yeah it was an open secret in the Twenty One Pilots RPF community

Shut the fuck up. Listen to Low End Theory right now or I'll kill you.

have you tried biting her

Guess who got kicked out for vaping in the house againnnnn 😩😩😩😩😩😩 gofundme incoming ❤️ 🙏

... what if i *only* collect morally dubious funko pops? like as a statement?

redpill me on human consumption of dog food

hey so like is mortality real? do i have to die eventually? or is that optional

two things can be true at once. it can be wrong for me to tell you to kill yourself, AND you can be an attention whore for calling me out in the main chat

i wasnt hitting on you i was being passive aggressive

the fuck you mean frank sinatra is white

Closed a loophole where the rules allowed (inadvertently) giving a moderator an STI but made it a punishable offense when done to non-moderators

James and the huge ass you can fuck

It's too specific, you feel me? I think if I jacked off to it, I would be Roald Dahl's slave in the afterlife.

Smiling Friends has done irreparable damage to nihilism and I think that's very funny

I can't find a properly bisexual ahegao hoodie anywhere

since when does weirding out ONE girl ONE time get you stuck with the "scares the hoes" tag

Irony isn't funny.

forgiving people who don't deserve it is such a fucking power trip dude my hands are shaking holy shit