A.C. 🏳️‍⚧️

Pickle chips go hard af

There are so many other “little guy” toys that are WAY BETTER and we need y’all to shut down to make more shelf space. I would DIE if I saw more Kid-Robot inspired collectables and so would my bank account.

Hey guys, a certain very welcoming kitty cat character is doing a collab with Starbucks soon! (There will be cups 👀👀👀)

Dude I’m sorry it’s not working out for you but doom posting to instigate arguments with people who want to share their experiences is literally a Nazi thing to do. We know you’re serious, it’s still cringy rage bait for no reason.

This one got me 😂😂😂

Can we make a clause for bullying Krenko decks?

In my restless dream, I see that neon sign

fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

princess of the underworld

Dear Church Goers:

There are, in fact, several other stores you can mob after church. Why mine? Dickhead?

This country blows.

Subsisting on Broccoli Cheddar Soup (Hope) and a dream (my fuckin’ 9 to 5).

just because we work in a meth lab that does not mean it's okay to show up late all the time

“A beguiling tale…” usually catches my attention.

Went to my first wedding. Support my buddy, love his partner, but fuck this. Never again. Imma get my certificate by mail and call it a day. The way a wedding suddenly turns everyone into psychotic animals is just something I’ll never interact with again.

Kirk is dead. He will continue to be dead. Every time you think of his name he will now and forever more be nothing but memories and meat rejoining the Earth the be recycled anew. Nothing can change this.

Who’s on the list? Any changes there? Let’s start thinking about that list again guys.

I forgot it was 9/11 today 🤷

You could probably juxtapose his neck with the children being attacked in Colorado and Nazi’s would still find a way to make this about crossing the aisle or showing respect. Don’t be ashamed of his death, be ashamed of the ripple effect of his actions that happened moments apart in a day.

Despite the yammering, the “both sides” bullshit, and all the flags lowering to half mast, I can’t stop thinking about one thing…

How are those Colorado Children recovering from their injuries? Is there a page we can support them? What else is there to focus on besides them?

For real, as if an ongoing genocide and American national security are somehow distractions from one another.

In the past when bills like this have popped up the notion was that even alterations to flag are prosecutable. No more blue line, right?

Every college student fits one of two archetypes:

1. Carrying so many supplies that they sound like a hurried squire running down the halls.

2. Carrying the bare minimum, white knuckling their way through school with nothing but a coffee and a note pad.

We all eventually become number 2 lol

Living in a republican area really makes you want to isolate. I try to look forward, I want to be a part of something, but average people are so insurmountably oppressive that I just don’t even want to socialize anymore.

a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it

The "hang all pedophiles" crew when trump is a pedophile

Photo of a small statue of a full dressed knight, kneeling with his head bowed, holding a beautifully wrapped joint.

Your joint m’lady 💨

"King of the Hill Shippuden" okay you're right but don't call it that

I was wearing a hat too. I just don’t understand.

Serving the “Small Portion in a Large Container” Picky Karen and then serving the “You have rose-y lips and nice hair” Creep in a row at my job has left me fucking stooped to say the least.

Trump on fox news: “I don’t even dook in the toilet anymore. If it’s coming out it’s coming out. Who says it’s gotta be in the toilet?”

Unearthed clip of GWB from 2004: “Where I come from, dook always goes in the toilet.”

Liberal with 600k followers: “Wow, I never thought I’d agree with Bush…”

Get his ass

The thing that sucks about eating healthy isn’t the food, it’s the moments where to decide to have an odd french fry and it destroys your guts.