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Ah, you would do that? How generous! The land of the dreams is surely fulfilling one of mine, hehe, I'd love to visit. Heard from a friend we both share, it was quite an adventure too.

Is it true that you can walk on the ceiling there?

No way!! How did you guess it??

Check behind your ear—

Hell yeah! We can have a really hot stream if we combine both of us, paum paum!

( She strikes a cool pose, then flips her hair back. )

Mm, it's basically your regular talking stream, but you are in a bathtub wearing a swimsuit, ya know~ Pretty popular these days.

“Yeah! My steaming channel where I do all kinds of cool things, like interviews, cooking, ghost hunting, gaming, you name it!”

“What? But it's yours. Don't give your things away so easily, silly.”

She pokes her nose.

You would care! Duh.

“I... What? Ew... I mean, haha, so it's not real then? Looks very, um... Spooky!”

I have a question too then. Wanna show off or something?

Are you for real? -_-

Makes you wonder what else is crooked down there...

@woofgallagher.bsky.social

Why, getting embarrassed, are you? Imagine how much more embarrassing it could get if I make a big deal out of it tho~~~

GO, MY DITINGS!

ノ👀 🪲🪲🪲

Good thing I'm not just anybody, I'm your bestie, Little Gui.

( Boldly hugging his shoulders. )

You can tell me, friend.

“I...”

It's not easy to shock her, but Balloon Party managed it so quickly. Wha.. what the fuck...

She jumps backwards, as if scared she'll be forced to touch the... thing...

“The viscera? As in, like... someone's insides?!”

dream mixology, rap...

All kinds! I'm a jack of all trades, baby. Paranormal investigation, street performances, viral dances, asmr, bathtub streaming, interviews, political commentary... Whatever is trending this week, really.

But guests are usually teaching me and my viewers their skills, like blind cooking,

Hmm, perhaps my sources were wrong.

“I mean, I wouldn't keep them there forever. Just to use this as a cool trick, you know?”

“Wow, wow, I know we exchanged compliments but I'm not ready to get myself a submissive just like that, it's too much responsibility, you know?”

She chuckles.

“I meant following my channel.”

“Oh wow, that's!... er...”

SQUINTING AT THE FLOATING BITS. WAIT A SECOND?????????

Oh? So eager. I like you so far!

Sure, do you have any talents to showcase on the show?

“Ah, but that must mean you still aren't subscribed to me. Would you like to change that, my dear? I'd really like to have you as a viewer~”

There is a brief motion as she leans in to whisper into the ear: “You can open them.”

She steps back, her bright orange hair adorned with a familiar hairband borrowed from Firefly.

“Oops!”

Don't you have a little itsy bitsy crush on her, dear?

“Ah, a compliment! I might just blush!!” She's not. “Haven't seen you around before, are you local or?..”