James Milton

It's official, America has no Dick

Food for thought for Tesla shareholders. I am currently not in the market for a new car but when I am there is 0% chance that care will be a Tesla. If Musk walks (and takes his investment with him so he makes no more money off it) that goes up to about 60%, 80% if my ability to buy an EV is assured.

To the lovely person who helped me out with my MyGov account, I'm terribly sorry that I hung up on you. In my excitement that you had helped me out I wasn't paying attention and mistook the hangup button for the fingerprint scanner on my phone.

A distraction to soothe your headaches #trump #Tylenol #epstein

My hot take: I can understand alcohol-free alternatives, and mocktails, but I will never, for the life of me, understand decaf. Some alcoholic drinks are delicious and deserve their drug-free counterparts. Caffeinated drinks are disgusting and pointless without their stimulant fix.

I miss waking up in the morning and not hoping that a lot of specific people have died.

Is Melania sprinkling Warfarin onto Donald's McDonald's fries?

By the time the Cross River Rail in Brisbane is completed, the sun will have expanded beyond Venus' orbit and the river will have boiled away

When it happens, I hope it's painful

Unfortunately this is not an either/or scenario. You could make piles of swastikas with all the dead Nazis, including the moustached man himself and his chubby round-glassed bestie, and Stephen Miller before he was reincarnated AND there are piles of shoes of holocaust victims.

In the first Trump administration there was a tweet for everything

In the second Trump administration there is a moment from mid 20th century Germany for everything

Americans, especially those near the DC area, should look at this picture from Tiananmen square.

No reason.

Food for thought

Dutton slams ‘hate media’ for making him look bad by publishing the things he says and does

"Now voters don't think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes"

Read more: chaser.com.au/national/dut...

I want a minority with the Greens

If nobody's sucking on either a double or a dick, I don't want to hear your wah pedal

If nobody's sucking on either a doobie or a dick, I don't want to hear your wah pedal

Just saying, the pope could do the funniest thing tomorrow

New (joking) conspiracy theory;

The Katy Perry space flight was not fake, but the return was. She's still up there, driving everybody insane with her 5th rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity as we speak.

I bought a shirt that says "Don't buy a swasticar" and it was my motivation yesterday to resume my daily long walks that I've been struggling to get back into lately, so it's possible.

I've gotta say, the Hitler timeline is coming along rather rapidly

Trump administration deports gay makeup artist to prison in El Salvador A gay man with no known criminal record sought asylum in the U.S. He's since become one of 238 Venezuelan migrants deported to a notorious prison in El Salvador by the Trump administration.

60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP

No one should be flying into America. Avoid it at all costs. Change flights if there is a US stop over.
It is not worth it

Wait, do those donations have an expiry, because we could do the funniest thing...

Elons taken a chainsaw to the federal government effecting everything from food safety to bank regulation to cancer research. I hope I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure we’re about to see why it’s cheaper to have regulators rather than to have actual catastrophes.

So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..

If Trump were Hitler, and Stephen Miller were clearly Goebbels, I'm calling Elon Musk Ernst Röhm. And if you know your history, ooof!

Seeing shit-takes on Twatter, going to reply, and realising that my account is private specifically to limit interactions is the best form of self-inposed control that I've ever implemented.

The film most commonly referenced by these far-right loonbags is The Matrix, a film primarily written as an allegory to the transgender experience.