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@neilcam57.bsky.social

Australian bloke who does a bit of photography and shit-stirring. https://motifwebs.com - nature, wildlife, misc. images https://competitionimages.com - various sport images, including athletics.

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The caption describes the image better than anything I could write:  "Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: The insane orange waiter.  That he's carrying his plates in the air like a strongman.  The couple looks like this isn't the first time he's done this, but it's easier to just let it happen at this point.  The sign says PASTA as if he's screaming it like a frankenstein.  But he's holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses.  There's three wine glasses.  One's for him.

The caption describes the image better than anything I could write: "Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: The insane orange waiter. That he's carrying his plates in the air like a strongman. The couple looks like this isn't the first time he's done this, but it's easier to just let it happen at this point. The sign says PASTA as if he's screaming it like a frankenstein. But he's holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses. There's three wine glasses. One's for him.

12.12.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers, mate. Thank you!

12.12.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's impossible not to have fun while singing that song. ๐Ÿ˜€

12.12.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#BirdOfTheDay theme today is #splashes and here's some (in)Elegant Terns (Thalasseus elegans) singing "Splish Splash, I was Taking a Bath" #Aptos #California #birds #wildlife #nature #BirdPhotography #NaturePhotography #Photography #EastCoastKin

12.12.2025 07:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome back, Alan! Hope you're enjoyed your visit here in Oz.

12.12.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, my friend.

11.12.2025 11:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, Rob!

11.12.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Appreciated.

11.12.2025 11:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do have to laugh at the LNP not learning (One Nation are too thick to learn) from the last election that alt-right neo-nazism wasn't welcome here, they're doing their very best to double down and go even further to the right. Sadly aided by the media supporting the cookers' anti-immigration shit.

11.12.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh, 'Murica. All the manipulators have to say is a single word, "communist" to 'automatically win the argument. (/s) Not that a single one of the ignorant fucks knows what communism (or socialism) actually is. Then again, they don't care, they just know it's sooooo scary.

11.12.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all good, mate. I just couldn't resist the dig. ๐Ÿคช

11.12.2025 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dark black and grey bird with a bright red eye and a white beak with faceplate in profile against a green background.

Dark black and grey bird with a bright red eye and a white beak with faceplate in profile against a green background.

Dusky bluish-grey bird with brown back and orange legs, and orange and an open yellow beak argues with it's similarly coloured chick who's waving it's vestigial arms, soon to develop into proper wings.  Both are on a pond.

Dusky bluish-grey bird with brown back and orange legs, and orange and an open yellow beak argues with it's similarly coloured chick who's waving it's vestigial arms, soon to develop into proper wings. Both are on a pond.

Rob's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Coots&Moorhens so here's 1 of each. An Australian Coot (Fulica atra australis)at its goth best & a Dusky Moorhen (Gallinula tenebrosa) with a demanding chick.
#Brisbane #Australia #birds #wildlife #nature #WildlifePhotography #BirdPhotography #Photography #EastCoastKin

11.12.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh surrreeee, 11 hours after I posted an American Coot for #SideViews! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Nice pics, by the way. ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘

11.12.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So Astraia Intel, how long have you been either a Russian sock puppet or a Russian bot? Never mind, doesn't matter, Nor does your nonsensical take on things.

11.12.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they don't make an exception of the World Cup. Fuck 'em all. Boycott even watching it given the infantile Infantino of FIFA has show his true corrupt, fascist colours.

11.12.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even more reason to boycott the whole fucking thing. Don't go, don't watch.

11.12.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't wait to get the fuck out of the place back in 2006 after living there for 8 years. It was bad enough then, and as they destroyed primary & high school education, & ceded all power to Fox & other media, it was so very easy to see the direction it was heading!

11.12.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Must be on the "kill list" for his so very Russian-sounding name...

11.12.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh, but then there's contrast with 'Idiocracy' which was really never meant to be a documentary predicting now. But that's how it turned out.

11.12.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
IAN DURY AND THE BLOCKHEADS: HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK live
YouTube video by richard33uk IAN DURY AND THE BLOCKHEADS: HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK live

You need to get two saxophones to be even more epic and to rival Davey Payne here:
youtu.be/CBIRj3JW3h0?...

10.12.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck 'em. You need to lift your game then. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‰

10.12.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, Rob!

10.12.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A large beaked bird with a blue head and wings, and a white and russet underparts perches on a large branch.

A large beaked bird with a blue head and wings, and a white and russet underparts perches on a large branch.

A large bird with a pink and black beak, mainly white head and body with a brown mask and white and black/brown striped tail, and dark brown with iridescent blue patches perches on a branch against a brilliant blue sky.

A large bird with a pink and black beak, mainly white head and body with a brown mask and white and black/brown striped tail, and dark brown with iridescent blue patches perches on a branch against a brilliant blue sky.

#BirdOfTheDay theme is #AlansNemesis bsky.app/profile/alan... which are apparently kingfishers, so here's 2. Both from friendsofoxleycreekcommon.org
* Sacred Kingfisher (Todiramphus sanctus)
* Laughing Kookaburra (Dacelo novaeguineae)
#Brisbane #Australia #birds #BirdPhotography #EastCoastKin

10.12.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Usual habitat is Grindr...

Oh wait, different spangled drongo.

10.12.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love Willy Wagtails. They just ooze anger!
bsky.app/profile/neil...

10.12.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cheers, Rob. Thank you!

10.12.2025 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When portrait orientation works perfectly for a landscape shot.

10.12.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heyyyy, I resemble that remark!

10.12.2025 06:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
red bird on a branch in a cold winter

red bird on a branch in a cold winter

black bird with a white beack reflected in still water

black bird with a white beack reflected in still water

white and black pelican in flight

white and black pelican in flight

black bird with a red saddle and long tail on a branch

black bird with a red saddle and long tail on a branch

#BirdoftheDay theme is #SideViews so let's go with these:
* Male Northern Cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)
* American Coot (Fulica americana)
* Australian Pelican (Pelecanus conspicillatus)
* Male Red-backed Fairy-wren (Malurus melanocephalus)
#birds #wildlife #BirdPhotography ##EastCoastKin

10.12.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
image of a school project entitled "Does Your Cat's Butthole Really Touch All The Surfaces in your Home?"

image of a school project entitled "Does Your Cat's Butthole Really Touch All The Surfaces in your Home?"

More scientific and rigorous research than that used by RFKjr (aka Dr Death) and his equally moronic minions and pedophile Shitler boss:

09.12.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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