pete rogers, professional diaper changer

otherwise he’s disowned

oh fuck yes. the gears are already turning

Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.

oh send me a pic! love seeing anything wolves for inspiration

been loving his season

neemias queta saw all the shit said this offseason about the celtics having no front court and has made his personal mission to embarrass each and every one of you

perfectly

inspiration:

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 38-23

julius randle my man you got money on the under?

the minnesota timberwolves:

my problem with these takes, is it's like imagine if you were being attacked by a tiger at the zoo, and the zookeeper was over there kinda halfheartedly going "hey. come on now. get off him" and you went HEY WHAT THE FUCK! and the zookeeper went "uh don't oyu think you should be angry at the tiger?"

“supplies are limited” is leaving me speechless

theres tone deaf and then theres whatever the fuck this is

but the joy it would give me if they did

honestly you look at his filmography and the dude only makes bangers

its abundantly clear he is the WRONG person for the moment

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

a new war in the Middle East, run from the criminal president’s Florida resort, sponsored by Polymarket and brought to you by the thoughtfulness and maturity of r/pol

agreed

lots of magbots spamming

who knew minnesotas motto would be so triggering to some people

I love that their message has gone from "we will reduce grocery prices DAY 1!!!" to "Have you tried eating dog shit? It's pretty cheap and dog shit has nutrients in it"

instant cop

extremely hard but important to watch and listen to. i can only hope those with the power to do something about this—looking at you establishment dems—rise to the moment. but i’m not overly confident

“why is it always the poor people helping the poor?”

the only appropriate response now if the ny times, washington post, wsj, cnn, cbs, fox, basically any major news outlet in america asks you anything