NotwhoIoncewas

Pssst...hey Elon...It seems to me that, through omission or redaction, the Justice Department, under the instruction of Drowsy Don, could have left your name out of the recently published Epstein Files. I mean, think about the mess he has put you in. How does that make you feel?

Whad'ya say we all kick back and ponder the Epstein files?

On my way to Minneapolis...

News Flash: Feds take gun of U.S. citizen after prying it from his cold, dead hands.

A hint to my Republican brethren: When you tell the world that Alex Pretti was at fault, and therefore justly executed, because he entered an active crime scene (I'm looking at you Bovino), you merely serve to remind those nasty Libs of January 6.

While you are sitting in your buses, on you way to Minneapolis, please don't forget about the Epstein files.

Masses to Minneapolis!

Renee Good. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Rene Go. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein. Alex Pretti. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Alex Pretti. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Alex Pretti. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Epstein. Alex Pret. Epstein. Epstein. Pretti. Epstein Epstein. Epstein. Pretti. Epstein.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social

Check out the polls, J.D. You will never garner enough votes to become president. However, the 25th amendment, lonely and forgotten, waits to be recognized. Bring it forth and you might have 11 years in the big chair. President Vance...President Vance...President Vance

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social

It seems the milk man dropped off a half-pint at the Vance house. Congratulations!

Once we send in the troops, will Greenland become our 51st. state? Don't mourn D.C. At least 52 is an even number. Mourn the fact, instead, that Greenland will have two senators and a representative. Thank you, Drousy Don!

Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Renee Good. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Venezuela. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Jerome Powell. Epstein Files. Epstein Files. Iran...

No one asked, but I think we should learn to regect hypocrisy again.

Phil Mickelson, thank you for being so disappointing. Are you suggesting we should imprison 12M undocumented people? The taxpayer cost would be $650B dollars annually, enough to cover 2/3 of the military budget. The private prison system salutes you sir.

It's becoming difficult to see the Epstein files around Pete Hegseth's head.

Drowsy Don, what if, instead of blowing up those beautiful Caribbean yachts, we board them and arrest the occupants and bring them to trial. Then we can put the yachts up for raffle, sell them, and after about 350 auctions, mail a $1.00 to every American? Think of all those BEAUTIFUL votes!

It's possible Drowsy Don might not lose voters if he shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue, but if it is proven he molested under-aged girls, he may lose a few. C'mon MAGA folk, that must be distasteful, even to you.

Is it true that Drowsy Don once spent hours at Epstein's house with one of his victims? I don't want to say he spent hours with an underage girl, but there are rumors floating around that the current President of the United States spent hours with an underage sex-crime victim.

Drowsy Don says he will impose an additional 10% tariff on those nasty Canadians who he says committed a hostile act by misquoting Ronald Reagan. You get 'em Drowsy Don! We don't need their stupid petroleum anyway, particularly if it means upholding the honor of Governor Reagan.

While Drowsy Don demolishes the East Wing of the White House, all problems west are left unattended, including health care, food prices, energy prices, etc. Thanks Drowsy Don!

If I could ask one thing of all humanity, please stop with the hyperbole. It makes you sound like the dumbest idiot on the planet.

I just glanced at a satellite image of Portland. I saw no smoke.

Six dead at Mississippi high school celebrations? It's time for Drowsy Don to send in the New Jersey National Guard.

Hey Mike Johnson, stop defying the will of the Arizona electorate and seat Adelita Grijalva now. It's time to vote on the release of the Epstein files.

James Comey, Leticia James, John Bolton, and Adam Schiff. I wonder who the DOJ will target when the Democrats take over. Drowsy Don had better get started on those pardons.

Pete Hegseth, Drowsy Don's Secretary of Defense, wants so badly to be an alpha male. Perhaps in your next life, Petey Boy!

I wish the likes of Bill Maher would stop pushing the false claim that students at major universities are pro-Hamas. Despite a few having made that claim, the overwhelming majority merely want the killing to stop. Sixty-four thousand dead Palestinians is a good reason for that, isn't it?

The Democrats should not and will not assist the Republicans in passing a budget that increases health care costs for millions of Americans. If the Republicans cannot do it without help from the Democrats, then suck it.

California, New York and other states should hold back federal income taxes commensurate to the amount Drowsy Don holds back in Federal Grants to the respective states' universities. On second thought, hold back 10% more.

Drowsy Don, along with Please-Take-Me-Seriously Pete Hegseth, thought it was important to bring our military leaders together to lecture them. They seem to have a keen understanding of prioritization. How can we win a war against the enemy from within with fatties running the show?