Vlad K.

A chart asking Do I have time to get coffee? Yes? Good No? Oh well doing it anyway

Good morning.

The entire 🧵.

Entirely too many men are completely oblivious to what an actual living experience as a woman is today.

If it's on a shelf I'll find it by the end of the week but if it's in one of the boxes in the attic 🫣😬

You are going to make me dig out the original Russian version...

I just got my little present and can't recommend Eduardo enough. This is our third piece from him.

"Absence of a gardener" Measurements: 7 1/2'' x 5 1/2'' (19 x 14 cm)

New PFP, who dat?

"Ausencia del Jardinero" by Eduardo Robledo.

I should have prefaced it with the fact that I haven't watched much ST 🤦 going to have to catch up now.

I am going to have to watch DS9 now, ain't I? LOL Thanks!

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Great 🧵!

I am a little too young to remember this article but I do remember the front pages of newspapers* the following year.

I am actually trying to talk my fam into letting me go get dinner from them tonight 😬

What's your hometown slop?

Jersey cheesesteak (which is better than any #Philly cheesesteak, don't you even @ me!) from Donkey's Too (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey%...).

How is it possible that every time I log into this app, this story gets even worse???

Welcome to the club! lol

Trump on the other hand said about Jamal Khashoggi that “a lot of people didn’t like the last gentleman” and things happen. A journalist working for an American news organization was murdered and CIA says Crown Prince orchestrated and the president says things happen.

🫂

Am I reading the OP correctly and it's Windows' own agentic AI? WTAF??

Counting down to female celebrities “turning legal” is more than crass. It’s dangerous A radio host was sacked after saying that “the countdown was on” until Olympian Chloe Kim turned 18. Yomi Adegoke looks at the trend

This is from almost a decade ago...

comic strip Pearls Before Swine, created by Stephan Pastis. Four panels on top. Panel one: Sun rising with words The morning ritual Panel two: a person in bed on a pillow under a blanket with words Waking up to a new day. Panel three: same person at a table drinking from a cup of presumably coffee Panel four: same person walking outside on grass with words player pleasant walk outside Two panels on the bottom Left panel : same person in front of a very angry crowd with pitchforks and words The Internet Right panel: Pig and Rat sitting at a desk . Pig says "so that's where my day goes wrong?" Rat response they are called phones but they are really small portals to darkness.

This is a feature, not a bug.

With thanks to John Oliver and especially Bob Ross, the Bidet party now has two issues on its platform:

1. A bidet for every toilet
2. A squirrel for every pocket

Haha yeah if I had that kind of disposable income, I'd order this one but sadly, in this economy, I can only justify spending $90 if it is really some delicious mysterious holiday pickles 🫣

And this is my queue to log off for the night.

For mental health reasons.

As someone who fought bamboo for half a decade because a neighbor decided that it looks pretty in his yard, that's one thing I can't blame him for.

OMG! This is a lie!! These are not pickles but pickled flavored snacks? 😭😭 Okay someone needs to make a real pickles Advent calendar!