C𝔞𝔪𝔭 V𝔞𝔪𝔭 R𝔢𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔫𝔰❗️

I feel so vindicated in not really wanting a beard

Another day of wishing Kyle Kulinski was gay

I wanna cosplay him someday

They call my pussy Big Fraud

my biggest conspiracy theory is that paypal is at the center of evil. elon musk, peter thiel, and bryan johnson, that billionaire that consumes his sons blood, all were in early paypal

Musk DNA my wife received? Might be too good. deformed fluid tracts pump piss directly to the kids brain. He says hes the ultimate life form

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Oh shit you’re right

I better stay inside

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

Women, amiright? /pos

Jealousssssss 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Yoinking it to a screen that says “CONSENT” in big white letters

I LOVEEEEEE bats!

sorry I sent 27,000 pissed off tarantula hawks 2 ur house, it was a moment of weakness, I’m sorry, it won’t happen again

we should bring back the skeleton draft. that would sort our country out

I am very much enjoying this whole “alchemy of the flesh” thing. Good stuff!

trans people are wizards, I will not elaborate until I am given More Weed

they should make Elvira woke

Selfie with a heavy black and white cyber-ish filter with My Melody and Kuromi on it. I am throwing a peace sign and wearing a lot of gothy makeup.

finally a new platform I can post my stupid face all over

i love knives & bladed weapon’s