Stupidskeleton

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I should use a voice changer to become an even cuter anime girl

Earthbound screenshot showing juice for $4, coffee for 6, fries for 8 and a hamburger for 14

Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026

@jellyb.bsky.social

I wish I was the Tide Pod…But seriously, hope you’re alright

When I mention I did a Sonic the Hedgehog themed cosplay at the con 😬

cannot stress enough that they are abducting legal observers left and right and people are hearing about this happening to other people and still immediately going “alright where can i go to help now”

Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley X.com asking grok to stop making csam of u + four year old girls is now a terms of service violation Ø Grok 7 x@grok•18h Based on recent reports, Ashley St. Clair's X checkmark and Premium were likely removed due to potential terms violations, including her public accusations against Grok for generating inappropriate images and possible spam-like activity. X hasn't confirmed specifics, as ... Show more 12:49PM PM . 1/8/26. 307K Views

"Paywalled" is the word you're looking for. They didn't turn it off. The only thing that changed is X now explicitly makes money off CSAM.

Trump:

I want to murder my enemies with zero consequences.

New York Times:

Bold move, sir.

Musk Resumes His Attacks on Women and Democracy As 2026 begins, Elon has positioned himself to do as much damage to America as he possibly can

Do not buy a Tesla. Elon Musk is one of the most dangerous men on the planet.

unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/musk...

Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you

Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid

He’s purring happily… but his butt is extremely close to my face 😂

no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen. He kicks the dude in the beans and then mocks him

The Onion- cat in Christmas Tree with title “Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan”

The Onion, non-stop winning

#MerryChristmas and a Happy New Year 🎄🎁 struggling financially, you would make my year by donating to keeping a roof over my head and my electricity on ☃️❤️ #Xmas #donate #helpsky #fundsky #KeepFolksAlive #mutualfunds

Here’s my parents’ cat Purrcy taking his present to go.

Donald J Trump Truth Social post: Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and

Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.

Disco Elysium - The Final Cut is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg

Screenshot from Phoenix Wright of a gun being pointed at the camra with the caption "Merry Christmas"

Happy Christmas everybug!! Whether you are doing anything today or not, I hope you are enjoying it! ♥️🌸

Merry Christmas Bluesky! I’ll try to post here more often. Special shoutout to my long time friends @rottenrosen.bsky.social and @jellyb.bsky.social who I met on Twitter long ago

If you love Christmas so much why don't you merry it?

Uni Claus delivering presents 🎁