Dan-O

Same note too.

Sheeeeeeeit

Target gon hit up Dr. Umar next

Me to me:

YOU love your dog. Everybody else might want that lil nigga to git.

Bluesky has the juice

Angry Brian Kelley

Hex code finder for Brian Kelley’s face

For future developer reference, the HEX code for his face is #744347

Ayo… have y’all noticed that bread bought from the supermarket ain’t going bad anymore?

This is an opportunity for box breathing.

*in 4 - hold 4 - out 4 - hold 4
*repeat

Anxiety is thru the roof today.

Reigning Champ and Hiroshi Kato are both having a summer sale rn
👀👀👀

Red Congolese is back in szn 😎😎😎😎😎😎

Random craving for a pina colada slurpee

I think I’d like to try my luck at making a swiss roll this winter.

Them girlies with the waist beads be dangerous

YOU are your own individual and can do what you please but in MY household we use nigga, if they bother ANY of yall, block me. This second person to ask me about and idgaf what NIGGA doesn’t use it. Your respectability politics mean nothing to me and do nothing for anyone.
Good day

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch . ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .

It’s so funny discovering that someone you’ve never interacted w/ on here blocked you. Most of the time, I’m talking to myself & listening to music. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’ve been broken up with nflx for 2 years now.
Hulu’s on its last months with me.

I have enjoyed making my way back to the old days of doing things.

I would like to watch The Mummy (1999) but it’s nowhere to be found…….

Finna board 🏴‍☠️the black pearl 🏴‍☠️ again.

I looked up how much it was with my insurance and even before the deductible that shit was like $80. Then I looked up how much a full hysterectomy was and it asked if I wanted payment plans or full price

A fckn vasectomy happy meal!

Ball the fuck up top my bros

I mean it’s great marketing lmao

You think that's egregious? Imagine getting ya nuts snipped and getting gift package of nuts and balls

“Vas-Madness”

What a fucking time to be alive.

Word? I didn't know it was this cheap to have peace of mind.

The Kufi pfp’s was top tier social media

I’m enjoying Bluesky.

But BlackSky is fun as fuck.

I wish we were enjoying the context of our coconut trees or whatever </3