Joe Earls

America wins when Harrison fails

A quote from an Axios story about a raccoon that got trashed at a North Carolina store that reads: "Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon."

Why it matters

What a play call

Larry Fitzgerald & @L... • Dec 6, 2015 ..• Thank you Elizabeth. The real records will be broken as we empower people around the world to own their health. Elizabeth Holmes @e... • Dec 6, 2015 Congrats @LarryFitzgerald for this incredible new record: youngest receiver ever with 1,000 catches

Since Elizabeth Holmes is back in the news I want to share one of my favorite posts by future hall of fame wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald

Every time I look Darnold has thrown another pick

No thanks

Wife: It is interesting that the biggest papers and networks burned decades of hard work by others who built up their brands to bend over immediately for Donald Trump because they thought he would be a successful dictator and 10 months in he's flailing. Those people have the worst business instincts

Shocked they didn’t sue Texas too lol

One or two more closed door meetings and I think it’ll get fixed

Tinsley sighting

Allegedly occurred this week. You wouldn’t know it watching this

Those tackling drills ain’t paying dividends

Insane grab by Tee

What a fourth down play

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

So true, bestie

Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series”

Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]

Myles Garrett getting 5 sacks in a 32-13 loss is a real Tungsten Arm O’Doyle moment

I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system

Yeah this dude is batshit crazy

LSU almost the most recent to fumble out of end zone. No clue the obsession with launching the ball once you break the plane

Brutal for UNC

Flacco and Brandon Phillips. Thanks to our friends up north

Mike Tomlin was right to be pissed about that trade

Build the Flacco statue

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

How has this dude not been impeached

Ok Brewers can bench their starters now

James Franklin refuses to get that signature win