It’s wild that the GOP is now the party that sees the Constitution as an obstacle to its plans for the country.

Pretty wild that the Texas National Guard is invading Illinois and the Secretary of War’s only objection is that the soldiers are overweight.

America first! We’ll invade the other countries afterward.

@maggiefreleng.bsky.social Your Alliance investigation wasn’t a mistake like you call it in “Bone Valley.” It was a success because it got to the truth. Your willingness to revise your opinion in response to new information only enhanced your credibility as a journalist and a human being.

Not a great look when a president who received four student deferments and a medical deferment for bone spurs uses AI to make himself look like a fictional Vietnam War colonel and declares war on an American city. Stolen valor? Treason? How many high crimes and misdemeanors are in play here?

“Trump” and “I ❤️ the Constitution”: two sentiments that can’t readily coexist.

Tesla proposes Elon Musk pay package that could make him the world’s first trillionaire | CNN Business Elon Musk could become the world’s first trillionaire if shareholders adopt a new proposal that would give him unprecedented sums of money if the company reaches certain ambitious milestones.

Wow. With a salary like that, you’d almost think that Tesla was thriving under Musk’s leadership. www.cnn.com/2025/09/05/b...

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And the award for the richest irony in presidential history goes to… Donald Trump, for promoting a video that features the caption “no one is above the law.” What a farce. What a disgrace.

They say that true beauty comes from within. That’s why I’m having my pancreas lifted, my spleen augmented, and my appendix straightened.

These Coldplay concert cameras... 🤣

I mean, we already knew that, but I’m still excited to hear what you’ve discovered.

There are lots of fake tweets on the Internet. This isn’t one of them.

I love how queer visibility is a sign of moral decline while assassinating dissidents and ravaging neighboring countries is a sign of traditional virtue.

Whoever decided to reboot the “Jurassic Park” franchise again should be arrested for criminally abusing a corpse.

I think these ICE raids are a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy. “Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left” (Matt. 24:40-41). Maybe the end really is near.

MTG suggests a link between JFK’s assassination and his opposition to Israel’s ‘nuclear program’ In a social media post on Tuesday, the Georgia representative said a ‘great’ president who opposed Israel’s nuclear program was assassinated.

Why does Israel even need nukes? Don’t Jews have space lasers? www.politico.com/live-updates...

“Trump Orders ICE Vengeance Hit on Cities That Protest Against Him.” So, almost every major city in the country then. That’s a lot of vengeance. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

I predicted this, not that it took a genius to do so. Nonetheless, even I’m surprised by just how rapidly the situation is deteriorating.

Maybe Donald Trump is so fixated on Greenland because he’s only seen it on maps using the Mercator projection and he genuinely believes it’s larger than most of the continents.

Don’t start bringing up Hungary. Many conservatives find that country inspirational.

Now that he’s a priest as well as a king, Donald Trump is 2/3 of the way to being Jesus Christ.

“Is the Pope Catholic?”: no longer a rhetorical question.

@nytimes.com I know this isn’t breaking news but how on Earth did I get zero skill points for guessing the correct answer?

Is there a company or institution in America whose hiring is less merit-based than the Trump administration?

In other news, scientists have recently “de-extincted” the dire wolf and created a woolly mouse as a precursor to recreating the woolly mammoth - because that worked out so well in “Jurassic Park.” You’ve gotta love it when someone draws inspiration from a cautionary tale.

Tech companies took this as a positive challenge, with OpenAI going so far as to court Scarlett Johansson to reprise her role and be the voice of ChatGPT - and imitating her when she refused.

Meanwhile, in the 2013 sci-fi film “Her,” an artificially intelligent operating system sweeps through society, enabling the lonely to trade relationships with people for relationships with machines.

The 1973 dystopian thriller “Soylent Green” depicts a grim future in which the starving masses rely on an ultra-processed food to survive - one which, it turns out, is made from human corpses. So, of course, when a contemporary firm decided to make a meal-replacement shake, it named it Soylent.

Meanwhile, in the 2013 sci-fi film “Her,” an artificially intelligent operating system sweeps through society, enabling the lonely to trade relationships with people for relationships with machines.