Toasted sesame bagels mmmmm
He's jinxed us now
He looks more crusty and browner than the brisket
Feeling stabby. Planning to evolve into unicorn later. How about you?
I confess my sweet potatoes were woody and bleah. But carrots were ok
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Either someone made an adorable toad wizard costume or their spell failed catastrophically. After all, it is Friday the 13th #friday13
A butterfly of stars
The Nazis didn't think the 3rd Reich would fall. Shes acting like Trump as dictator is a done deal which is a bit concerning.
Shes a deeply stupid, short-sighted woman. Trump will throw her to the wolves as easily as everyone else. Her career is over unless she plans to open a pedolphile protection law firm.
Wow that is one stone cold b***h
Looking for rare and unique Valentine gifts? This is definitely out there. #valentines
When I was a young un we didn't have any of these silly hard drives. We booted up on dual floppy drives and we LIKED it!
This squirrel is NOT happy sharing space with me. Turn Sound on to hear him yelling #squirrel
This is it. In a nutshell
Pierogis forever!!
Having worked in the tech industry for decades I'm so sick of the whole "See. You got where you are cause you earned it" while mediocre men were promoted for being able to breathe
A bat? That was a quick cat.
Cats are made to test us. They'll find your biggest pet peeve and Bam! Lizard corpse in your shoe
ICK! The lack of women in older SF always bothered me. This explains a lot.
Any man saying we should "move past the Epstein files" is a man I would never leave alone with my daughters or any other young woman. These pedophiles need to be locked up NOW.
> @governor.ny.gov
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution.
If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
ICE is out of control—terrorizing communities and killing Americans for exercising their First Amendment rights.
A badge is not a license to violate the Constitution.
Noem must be held accountable—and DHS should not receive one penny of Americans’ tax dollars.
If you saw this happening in another country, what would you call it?
[Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
Wow. If only you were a senator or something...
How to Help Minneapolis.
Thank you.
