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Analysing the volatility of a fractured psyche whilst allegorically navigating the proverbial cosmic slipstream, auditing the architecture of the Star Wars universe while managing a high-stakes plethora of structural neurological piΓ±atas.

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In Megalopolis Francis Ford Coppola put Eedy Karn, Ben Solo & Moff Gideon around a kitchen table discussing the differences, or similarities, between apes & mankind. I was expecting a Francis film. I'm a fan. This has Apocalypse & One From The Heart & Rumble Fish all in. It's daring & bold.

04.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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True Story. Dream Always. It's International Women's Day. Listen more. Talk less. Always dream. My wife Chelsea. She's my dream β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή.

08.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denmark Strikes Back?

08.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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True Story. Dream Always. It's International Women's Day. Listen more. Talk less. Always dream. My wife Chelsea. She's my dream β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή.

08.03.2026 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's cool that we actually agree on one thing πŸ˜€.

08.03.2026 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Farage is that stupid this could actually backfire. Hopefully. Against him I mean. Everyone with a fraction of a semblance of intellect understands this is another oil grab. A non nuke deal was in place, Trump withdrew simply to invade a few years later. He literally chose death over diplomacy. πŸ₯Ί

08.03.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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True Story. "No, God Did Not Ordain a Vile, Traitorous Serial Predator. Alleged Christians Did." - Jon Pavlovitz

08.03.2026 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When it comes to Star Wars (& certainly the Bible), fans of both have a lot of things in common. They like to apply rigid structures and procedures that were never intended by the creators. This is a bone of contention for me to say the least. People need to make things more than what they are. πŸ˜•πŸ’”πŸ₯Ί

07.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ralph Mcquarrie art.

04.03.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kenny Baker grabs a sandwich and a drink between scenes shooting "The Star Wars".

04.03.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

04.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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George Lucas is a big fan of The Last Jedi. He's also on record as loving Obi-Wan. I imagine he'd love things more connected to his work & themes directly. Obi-Wan is Episode 3.5. The Last Jedi is a game changer. He will ❀️ The Acolyte for sure. The Prequel of the Prequels. 10/10 from me.

04.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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"The Legacy Of The Jedi Is Failure. Hypocrisy. Hubris. At The Height Of Their Powers They Allowed Darth Sidious To Rise, Create The Empire, And Wipe Them Out. It was a Jedi Master Who Was Responsible For The Training And Creation Of Darth Vader.”

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Great Hall. Ralph Mcquarrie's concept. The Storyboard. The set design in the Elstree studios in London. The Painting on Glass. Beautiful symmetry. I love the business of the "show".

04.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Megalopolis Francis Ford Coppola put Eedy Karn, Ben Solo & Moff Gideon around a kitchen table discussing the differences, or similarities, between apes & mankind. I was expecting a Francis film. I'm a fan. This has Apocalypse & One From The Heart & Rumble Fish all in. It's daring & bold.

04.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Star Wars has never been as popular & influential in culture as right now. Baby Yoda was bigger than actual Yoda. I've been around since the very beginning. From niche to cult to phenomenon to a true embedding into Culture under the stewardship of Kathleen Kennedy.

04.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Yord Fandor. The first character in the live action Star Wars timeline to say the immortal words: "I have a bad feeling about this." His feeling was right. A few minutes later Qimir did him like a kipper. I have no idea why the DudeBro's think the most badass Star Wars show is bad. Oh. Females. πŸ€”

04.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The legendary Doug Chiang working on Naboo for The Phantom Menace. Blue screen behind him, blue sky up above there he is stuck in the middle with us.

04.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Acolyte is a perfect prequel for the Anakin Skywalker fall story. When I first rewatched The Phantom Menace after seeing The Acolyte a few times I realised how beautiful a prequel we now have to the prequels.

04.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rey is not a Mary Sue. Palpatine returning was immediately explained by a Hobbit. Luke was down temporarily & returned. Phasma was never going to be a badass huge character. Snoke's purpose was as a catalyst for Ben Solo. Finn was never becoming a Jedi. The Star Wars sequels are THE BEST. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️

04.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the Darth Maul hand carved pipe I've been looking for.

04.03.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Knights of Ren were formed after the fall of the Jedi Order and the rise of the First Order, during a turbulent period in the galaxy that followed the events of the original trilogy. Their creation is closely tied to Kylo Ren & they may well have been pupils at Luke's failed Jedi Academy.

04.03.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Grogu will have been baby Yoda all along. I think that's why at the beginning the creatives wouldn't even acknowledge the term yet by the making of Season 3 documentary Filoni is flat out calling Grogu, Baby Yoda. That's alright with me.

04.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Denis Muren. A Death Star & a blue sky. Star Wars is an ethereal goldmine of inspiration and wonder. People desperately search for the bad in it. I milk the good for all it's worth. My heart belongs in a galaxy far, far away.

04.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Now then!

04.03.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I understand perhaps why Bob lger said no then. It would have reopened the Ep can of worms. But. Now it's time to revisit &/ or incorporate. The Simon Kinberg/George Nolfi/Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy New Jedi Order Movie? Nolfi worked with Soderbergh on an "Oceans" movie. I think the future is bright. πŸ™πŸ­πŸŒΆοΈ

04.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Season II would have explored the Rule of Two - a precept that limited the Sith to just two at any given time, a master and an apprentice. "One way to keep it going it is if the Stranger is the first Knight of Ren, part of a Sith-adjacent cult that we know eventually survives.” (Leslye Headland)

04.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Leslye Headland said that Qmir would have gone on to become The first Ren, founder of the Knights of Ren! β€œIt was in the design of the character, as well as knowing that we were going to introduce Darth Plagueis, who has to end up with Palpatine as his apprentice...

04.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unpromoted Laser Captain is my favourite here. I get defensive when someone calls Ben, emo. I mean, I'd have put "Mentally Ill Abandoned Teenager" or something. Emo is a style choice right? Supreme Leader Syndrome comes from something far closer to home. Like Grandfather, like grandson. πŸ₯ΊπŸ’”πŸ₯ΊπŸ’”

04.03.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0