《 murder barbie raphael 》

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I miss winter. Real, frigid, gloriously snowy winter. I miss icicles. I miss rainbows in the icy fog. I miss the quiet blanket of new powder and the soft crunch of footsteps.

This side of the holidays in CA is always depressing as days lengthen before I’ve had my fill of the dark.

Very happy to announce that I'll be launching a new limited print drop with Theprintspace

For this occasion I'll be giving away a print of this artwork! ♥

More info below⬇️

the only reason i put up with this shit job is because my best friend lives inside the teams chat and lives many states away. depressing and infuriating.

anyway, fuck capitalism, fuck free cash flow, fuck housing prices, fuck rent, fuck grocery bills. fuck this bullshit system.

Anywhere from 5 to 10 depending on who I’m playing with. I tend to avoid “lore strict” players bc I’m very fond of how I’ve filled in some gaps. I will ignore canon that bores me or ruins a core conflict as long as possible. I pretend we don’t have spaceships and nobody has met the Twelve.

Yeah mine jacked my rent for no reason and I hope he shits himself to death

Reminder that landlord isn’t a job it’s a disease

1) i like your mind palace

2) Ishgard is why i can’t make a WoL bc the story would just be a series of increasingly brutal massacres of clergy and cops that alphinaud isn’t old enough to read about

3) WoL spitting dragon’s blood into Aymeric’s mouth might be more fun than murder depending

2/3 positions I interviewed for are filled by other people and this latest one is even more competitive.

Pros: manager likes me a lot (mutual, she’s rad); will send projects my way if they don’t select me for the role to help w/resume

Cons: openings are rare and i need more fucking money NOW

I like him and I was happy when he got stabbed bc like yeah he’s pretty but also he’s a symbol of theocratic bullshit and deserved it

I just think we should make him properly miserable and self-loathing/delusional as an authority in a postwar state that INSISTS on keeping church open

✨Miquella✨commission for Jen

RIGHT EXACTLY. It’s fine (in a deeply mediocre way) if we’re meant to dislike the place but the narrative keeps trying to make us want to save it and I see those ads and smartphones taped to everyone’s heads and I’m like “you know maybe the ascians had a point”

Its vast emptiness is an indictment of its design imo— nobody lingers there on Balmung. It’s like a dead mall. It’s like tomestone Walmart we have to hit every week but nobody wants to be there longer than they have to be. Skybox skyscrapers full of people who don’t want to come down, I guess

Illustration of Absol with an uncanny human face. A decorative border features the regional bird pokemon, skwovet, and slugma

ABSOL

✦ #art #pokemon #fanart

I'm jealous of both Skadi and Shal

Artorias of the abyss

On this stage rotten with beauty and depravity
(Comm for my friend)

I remember seeing baby Nameless (Kerenos, my darling bloodsport enjoyer) across the fight club and rubbing my little paws together like a fly

living sainthood, in a real way, is walking out to do the ordinary, dangerous thing of insisting on your neighbor's dignity in a world that will kill you for it. holy holy holy

Put me down where I can see you run

#berserk #art

You get one for every weird bug you eat

my favorite little lyme disease prevention unit

sometimes the cartoonish evil of this country catches me all at once and it’s all i can do to keep routines on track— feed the cats, myself, bathe, sleep a few hours— when what i need is to make something. it’s been so long.

i’m just so fucking tired, man.

lucky. but exhausted.

Love this! Philosophy is arguably best practiced though art and I’m excited to see the submissions.

2k word count yes I wrote a small essay to prep my brain for being extra charming AND competent

Now to turn it off and get my ass beat in the lands between

Get Out

do you draft over one thousand words’ worth of interview study guide or are you normal

it’s tomorrow and i have to WIN

I attended this in a fit of intense RP craving and was not disappointed! Highly recommend and will be returning for more fancy underground Ishgardian vibes

Holy shit that looks amazing, ty for inspiring me to cook tonight

how dare my phone stamp every photo with a time down to the minute so i know exactly how far away that memory is