Dan Taysin-Ferneau

The Tory party IS the people in the Tory party. If all those people jleave to oin Reform then Reform is just the Tory party with extra arseholes.

AI Churchill will say anything at all if he thinks it's politically expedient - just like the real Churchill. They'll have to put wheels on it so it can cross the house a few times.

There is a lot of focus on the US on here but that's because they have a huge military arsenal which they've handed to a fascist, narcissist with a persecution complex and who looks increasingly like he's suffering from dementia. All the bad things happening elsewhere are being meddled with by him.

Who I feel most sorry for is Armando Ianucci!

I'll be very impressed if the police can move a protest to another time. Maybe if they go back far enough they can prevent the thing they're protesting before it happens. Meet Moses on the beach of the red sea with a sign saying "Promised land. This way ➡️"?

Beautiful

The King's army is the actual army. Elvis would have no truck with this bollocks. Which King are they talking about? Herod?

I wonder - looking at them - how many think Jesus was a goalie for Millwall in the 80s.

Make a band singular

The Bombay bicycle individual

What I don't get about Kemi promoting UK ICE is how does unleashing an anti-brown, unaccountable racist militia play out for her and her family? Wasn't she born in Nigeria? It seems like one of the questions she deemed irrelevant is "Where does that leave me?"

The Balloonist - A heritage chicken keeper's life is turned upside down when an arrogant air balloon pilot crashes on her chicken coop.

Why is almost everything now a sequel or a remake? Oh ... I see.

I generally don't bother replying to things with WTAF anymore because it would take up too much of my time. But.. WTAF!

Operation #MakeTrumpWalkUpStairs sounds fun. Hold meetings upstairs. Hang out of order signs on lifts. Change venues at the last minute.

Not sure I agree. They admitted russian athletes. It's not the athletes' fault. They're suffering too. I think finding a way to punish the country without punishing the athletes was a good solution to a difficult problem.

If this is how people behave watching golf, imagine the world cup and the Olympics. Not expecting morals from the FA but the IOC should be thinking about whether the US under Trump is still an appropriate venue.

Adding alt text: A row of men each picking the person in front's pocket. The first man is thin and as you go along the row each man is fatter than the one who's pocket he is picking. The caption is "Capitalism".

Just because you say it in French, it doesn't stop meaning between-taker. Someone who adds nothing but takes a cut of the profits.

Well everyone's somewhere on the spectrum - it's a spectrum. I suppose I mean I'm not at the end.

I think I'm somewhere on that spectrum and really struggle with the world not being logical but that trait is not my problem. My problem is we keep giving power to people who make profoundly irrational decisions that have detrimental effects on all of our lives..and that's everyone's problem.

I like to imagine that most of them had just turned off their earpiece translators and we're just thinking about more important things like "how long until this shit is over?"

What was wrong with the tele-prompter - too many long words, no pictures, moving too fast, no one to help him sound out the difficult words?

Is this really news? Trump changes his mind like most people change socks. Tomorrow he'll be saying he's spoken to Putin - who's really a lovely man, a great man, very badly treated by the way - and Ukraine doesn't exist. It was invented by Biden and Obama. You can't rely on Trump to hold a thought

YouTube video by Stevie Martin Trying to print something

These days, if you want a red letter day, you're going to have to plan ahead and go buy a new printer cartridge.

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That's a bit dull. Monks used red ink to mark saint's days on calendars.

And the BBC news writing a whole article without mentioning what Nigel Farage thinks about it! Truly a red letter day (whatever that means).

It's funny to think that if all the people who think the rapture is coming suddenly did disappear, they'd think they were going to a better place and the rest of us think that their disappearance would make here a better place.

Doesn't that imply that the US government is now profa? I know they are but I didn't think they were meant to just come out and say it.

Could never listen to that evanescence song. "Wake me up" is not the lyric I hear. The lyric I hear is quite a lot less poetic.

"Some people called him a space cowboy. Some called him a gangster of love. Some people called him Maurice?.." oh. Wrong Steve Miller.

Also other nations will presumably be more naturally comfortable or at least used to that kind of heat and humidity in a way that Brits can't hope to be.