Dee Lomas

I’ve got an idea Kemi and Keir - instead of trying to outfvck the fvckery of Reform or Trump, why don’t you try sone unification policies, some nice words and an opportunity to bring back hope?

Or is that asking too much?

seemed to be struggling to find her words. After a pause, she looked up and said, “Sorry but it’s really hard to read my mother’s handwriting…”

When my daughter finished high school, she had to give a speech. She began reading from her prepared notes: I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she’s had on my life. She is a shining example of parenthood.
She then stopped and the audience thought she was going to cry as she

I just bought that new Rick Astley board game.

No instructions. Just says on the box: You know the rules and so do I

Caught the news on TV here last night. No volume up. Just the picture. On the right hand side of the screen Donald J Trump rambling on. On the left hand side of the screen a news reader with his head in his hands….

Hahahahaha!

I’m not sure we are - we are heading to Eygalieres in southern Provence and we’ve a little under 35 km till we get there…

Where are you Clare?

No I bloody didn’t.., 👀🙈

Just about to head over this majestic piece of engineering…

We have arrived to our second destination - Origines par Adrien Descouls - food spam incoming!

Sorry not sorry

The problems of the world caused by the vast majority of right wing, anti vaxxer, anti immigration, anti lgbqt lobcocks is that they do ‘their own research’ which roughly translates to watching GB or Fox News.

You couldn’t fucking make it up except that those so called news shows do.

a woman in a blue dress sits on a couch with her hand on her face ALT: a woman in a blue dress sits on a couch with her hand on her face

Allegedly what I’m experiencing now are the best years of my life…

Me:

Me calculating whether I can survive on good coffee and vibes again today:

At the next election, I’m gonna go green if you know what I mean…

Manchester synagogue latest: Two killed in attack - as suspect shot dead by police Two people have been killed and three others injured in an attack on a synagogue in Manchester. The suspect has been shot dead by police, with video showing the moment he was confronted. Sir Keir Star...

This is absolutely horrendous.

news.sky.com/story/synago...

Starmer to end asylum ‘golden ticket’ of resettlement and family reunion rights People granted asylum will have to earn right to invite family in plan charities call ‘straight from populist playbook’

People recognised as refugees fleeing persecution & granted the right to live in the UK to be denied the right to be joined safely by their spouse & children.

This Labour govt is a moral void, a stinking darkness, an empty hollow of cowardice & contempt. #r4today www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I hate to beg but we've got 12 extra and somewhat unexpected additions and we need all the help we can get, alongside the existing dogs. If you can help, please DM me and I'll send you a link. Cheers.

I’m sorry it was predominantly white! Now, I always want to count either silver or blue cars in the belief I’ll get to the designated number first!

We are staying here tonight at Relais Chambord which is in the grounds. Tomorrow is a surprise for me, Saturday we are back in Eygalieres for a week before returning to Lourmarin for a week, then annecy, then Como Montrachet and then champagne before finally heading home.

I am!!

We have arrived to our first destination - chateau chambord in the Loire. It’s a fairytale - innit!

Mebbee!

When my girls were younger and we would come to France we would play a game where they counted as many UK lorries as they could spot and the 1st one to a 100 would win a prize (they’d pick a colour).
If they played that game today they would’ve seen 1. We’ve driven 473km today and that’s it. 1.

Me: God, I could really use a sign right now.

God:

the table!” The woman looks at her and replies, “No, he didn’t. My husband just walked in the door”…

A man & a woman are having an intimate dinner in a restaurant when their waitress watches as the man slides off his chair & under the table out of sight. The woman across from him seems not to notice. The waitress comes over & says, “excuse me, madam, but I think your husband just slid under

Stop worrying if people like you.

They don’t…

Hahaha! It’s actually red and the inside of the car! You can’t see the bonnet at all!