@deelomas.bsky.social
A carefully curated account of political and humorous shite. Prone to outbursts about Brexit and Tory corruption
Just under 5lbs of blackberries picked. What to do with them???
11.08.2025 15:12 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 0We used to have empires run by emperors.
Then we had kingdoms run by kings
Now we have countries run byโฆ
I told my husband that I wanted to be cremated.
Heโs booked me in for next Tuesdayโฆ
The CDC (center for disease control) in Atlanta was attacked by a gunmen on Friday and it didnโt even make the mainstream press in the USA.
Thereโs a civil war about to erupt in the USA and we should all be frightened about that.
Iโve had a lover
Itโs hard to risk another
These days
After a traumatic divorce & a couple of years I met someone & weโve been together 15yrs now.
I never thought I would be happy again but here I am, sitting in the sun listening to a busker singing Jackson Browne & knocking it out of the park.
I know words can be banal & sometimes just not enough.
But I offer you this. My deepest sympathies & sincerest condolences in what is probably your darkest hour.
Youโre not alone on here & youโre not alone at this awful time. Our community is a strong one & we are here for you if you need us.
Hey dcuworld.bsky.social
thereโs a new character for youโฆ โSuperCvntโโฆ
Iโm sure heโll be a hit with some of your followers!
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06.08.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 1420 ๐ 140 ๐ฌ 104 ๐ 21Teacher: I have a green ball in one hand and a green ball in the other hand. What do I have?
Little Johnny: Kermit the frog begging for mercyโฆ
How the fvck do 8 men who are all capable of that sort of behaviour find each other. Who starts the conversation that leads to this? It beggars belief that not one of them said no.
31.07.2025 12:52 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Me to my daughter: Am I a good mother, Susan?
My daughter: My name is Amyโฆ
The only thing I canโt live without is oxygen so if you youโre hateful to me youโre on an instant block.
28.07.2025 04:59 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am all three monkeys in one.
I see no one. I hear no one. I speak to no one.
Itโs the life Iโve built for myself and fvcking love it!
My ducks are most definitely not in a row.
In fact, some of them are seasoned snatch and grab pigeonsโฆIโm certain of it!
Can I spiral into control just for fucking onceโฆ
26.07.2025 20:23 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0When I say โI hate dramaโโฆI mean I hate being involved in drama.
Other peopleโs drama? Big fan..
Turns out youโre all right.
Iโm ๐ฏ that bitchโฆ
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Colleague: Why do you call everyone โfvckerโ
Me: Itโs gender neutralโฆ
Iโve got two German shepherds. Timex and Rolex.
Theyโre watch dogs.
Sometimes I read a post and think what a fucking psycho.
Then I press postโฆ
My neighbour just yelled at her kids so loud that even I jumped up, brushed my teeth and got in my pjsโฆ
24.07.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 23 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Tbhโฆon this oneโฆI couldnโt give a flying fvck. Just another old entitled white Trump supporting piece of shit.
Sorry. Not sorry.
YNWA my friend!
24.07.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apart from being exhausted, financially unstable, on the brink of a breakdown and being fatโฆeverything is great.
But thanks for asking!
Todayโs 3 year olds can switch on iPads and open their favourite apps?
What did I do when I was 3?
HmmmโฆI ate mudโฆ
Iโve just got to go and cover myself in an envelope and bubble wrap.
Iโll be back in a jiffyโฆ
My husband just told me I was average.
I thought that was a bit meanโฆ
But but the cost of living crisis is overโฆ
16.07.2025 09:48 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Two days ago I named my WiFi HackItIfYouCan
Today it was changed to ChallengeAccepted
