Dee Lomas

Tbh…

I don’t care what colour or skin is

Or what size you are

Or what your sexual preference is

I HATE EVERYONE

(So fvck you!)

👀😂👀😂👀😂

Therapist: And what do we say when we’re sad?

Me: Add to cart…

Therapist: Noooooooo

Russia killed Alexei Navalny with dart frog poison, UK and allies say The frog's poison is 200 times stronger than morphine, with Germany's foreign minister saying 'victims suffocate in agony'.

There are no depths to which Putin will not sink in order to maintain his stranglehold on Russia & its citizens.
Whatever the sanctions are that have been imposed over the illegal invasion of Ukraine - these now need to be harder, much harder & Russians must feel pain.

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I sat next to a baby on a plane for a 10 hour flight. I didn’t think it was possible to scream for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I was able to pull it off!

And another thing.

These Reform supporting, billionaire loving voters have access to the same info we do.

Either:

They can’t read or don’t read
Or they are ignorant or wilfully ignorant

They have to be one or the other.

What I object strongly to, is having to live with their decisions…

Anyone for a cheese and mustard scone…

The kind of people who support Farage/Ratcliffe & echo his sentiments regarding immigration are really missing the point. Their supporters moan about tax whilst subsidising these bastards.

Immigrants do not drain our resources - not economically or culturally - they are net contributors to it.

You try & get away with not paying £50 of your tax & HMRC will hound you to the ends of the earth whilst utter gobshites like Ratcliffe will go to the ends of the earth to avoid paying an extra £50

I’m off for a shower as just reading about what that piece of filth has said makes me feel grimy

And he’s also brought a huge amount of attention to the fact that he’s a racist tax avoiding cvnt.
And some people weren’t aware of that…

UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country’s richest and most influential men, has told Sky News' Ed Conway.

Another fvcking ‘elite’ non tax paying piece of shit who, ironically, (and along with many other bloody foreigners) has colonised Monaco in an effort to not pay his way…

UK 'colonised' by immigrants, says Man Utd co-owner

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Everyone I know seems to be anti alcohol at the moment.

But who was with you in your hardest moments?

It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?

Prue Leith asked if Nigella Lawson is a worthy replacement for her on Bake Off.

Well, hopefully, she won’t be a raging racist Brexity Reform voter.

IMHO, almost anyone is better than Leith (mother of that other raging fvcking lunatic Danny The Unhinged Kruger…)

Wetherspoon boss urges pubs to back Reform By Henry Saker-Clark The founder of Wetherspoon has urged other pubs to back Reform UK. Sir Tim Martin, chairman of JD Wetherspoon, said Reform's plans to slash beer duty would help the sector move towards "tax parity with supermarkets". Nigel Farage's party announced a series of proposals to support pubs last week. They included pledges to cut VAT in the hospitality sector by 10 per cent, cut beer duty by the same fraction. Reform also said it would reverse the recent rise in employers' national insurance contributions (NICs) for the sector and gradually remove business rates for all pubs. The party has said it would fund this package with around 23on, which it plans to secure through reinstating the two-child benefit cap, except for families with two British-born parents. In a lengthy stock exchange filing yesterday, Martin (inset) told industry leaders "there's no question that this initiative would utterly transform the competitiveness of pubs" He said: "By eliminating the tax differential between supermarkets and the hospitality industry, and restoring margins to devastated businesses, these changes would enable pubs to regain some, or all, of their lost trade. "You would think that this offer from Reform would have been greeted by a crescendo of enthusiasm, ecstasy and support from the licensed trade and its supporters. "However, surpris-ingly, initial support has been underwhelming, at least from the great and the good in the hospitality industry" Last month, Labour announced additional business rates support for pubs. The announcement was a U-turn following complaints from pubs about rates changes in November's Budget.

Multimillionaire Brexiter, Tim Martin, urges pubs to back Reform. Just like he urged the country to vote for Brexit. Too bad if it makes you poorer. Too bad for the children he’ll push back into poverty. Tim wants more money. And he couldn’t give a shit about the cost for everybody else.
(iPaper)

So my husband said to me that he thought we should spice up our sex life by playing doctors and nurses.

Obviously I agreed straight away.

I stuck him on a trolley in our hallway and ignored him for 24 hours…

I’m thinking about applying for a job hanging mirrors.

I can easily see myself doing that…

Will Andrew be to the royal family what Mandelson may be to the PM.

That’s an interesting thought.

#NotARoyalist

I’ve been hunting for a violin smaller than the smallest 🎻 in the world…

Fvck you Mandelson!

So I said to the shop assistant. “Can I have a pair of tights for my friend?”

She says, “Sheer?”

I replied, “No, she’s at home…”

Clinton made me want to be faithful.

Bush made me want to smarter.

Obama made me want to be better.

Trump makes me want to be Canadian…

(From one of my dear American friends…)

I can’t make anything make any sense anymore and considering checking out…

(Just to clarify…Not from life…but from media)

If you’ve never read them, I would highly recommend that you do - The Benn Diaries - are three of the best books non fiction books I’ve ever read.
Whether you liked Tony Benn or not, he was a man of principle and that is sadly missing from politics today.

Dear @evanhd.bsky.social

Please don’t give Simon Armitage a job reading the weather. It’s miserable enough living with it let alone having someone who sounds like Eeyore on sedation reading out to me.

Thanks but no thanks…

So the Epstein files (that contain no mention of Starmer) could quite possibly end his premiership but a man across the pond (whose name is mentioned 34k in the files that have been released so far), & who is arguable the most powerful man in the world (but probably compromised) gets to keep his job

These people think we are thick, don’t they?

My core British values are currently not aligned with yours Mr Starmer.
I want to see more help for young people in education, more help for people with disabilities and I don’t want to hear another fucking thing about immigration and small boats.

Trump has no friends. He DOES have people he uses.

Farage has no policies…just shite that comes out of his mouth that he hopes will get him elected.

I’m confident Mandelson will go to jail.

I’d eating my fucking hat if anyone mentioned in those files goes to jail for engaging in sex acts with underage girls.

Anyone.

It’s up to us to make that happen.

Feeling relief when the weird house noises are ghost and not something expensive that you can’t afford to fix is a whole different level of adulthood!