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@death_of_speedy@jorts.horse absorbs light to emit darkness

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This is Nathan Cavanaugh, another DOGE staffer explaining how he flagged grants at NEH for "DEI" which would be reviewed for termination. 404 Media has reviewed hours of this footage and we'll have more soon.

Part of a lawsuit by @acls1919.bsky.social, @modernlanguage.bsky.social + @historians.org

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please help me out if you can thank you and thank you everyone for boosting you're all awesome

cash app: $jpreader
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gofund.me/951a9de7

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i feel like i'm writing poorly and not conveying the urgency of this request i'm sorry this week has wiped me out

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oh it hurts most 5 days in sure that makes sense for a hell rash why not i literally saw blinding white light after brushing a shingles blister

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oh shit i'd kept my hands off it til now but i just shouted yee-YOW do NOT touch the shingles that fucking hurt

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90s VOICE: he deserves to be respected as a sexual being

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don't do it buddy

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like foul imps' tricks! all humanity, acting like it's "too busy" to deceive me

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i don't like being tricked and i have this deep conviction that everyone is smarter than i am and tricking me which apps do not help

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i never shout at chess dot com and that makes my shouting at the bad language app feel justified

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DU0LINGO: here's a glaring mechanism intended to keep you playing because if you feel like you got too good at chess you're going to delete the app
CHESS DOT COM: you will never be too good at chess

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scp has some actually disturbing tooth fairies unlike this movie unfortunately

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it's not even really the tooth fairy just a ghost pretending to be the tooth fairy but the subtitles all refer to it as the tooth fairy which occasionally made me bark out laughing

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darkness falls has to have the most bad ass name out of all the movies out there about the tooth fairy

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i wish i had something to promote on here besides desperation

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i feel like i'm writing poorly and not conveying the urgency of this request i'm sorry this week has wiped me out

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Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader Hi, my name is J.P. Reader. I have degenerative arthritis of the spine, exasperated e… JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability

hi. my utilities food and med expenses have gone up in march and i need some help. i'm trying to raise $360 by the 20th and anything you can contribute would be hugely appreciated. i'm very sorry but i need help. thank you

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2 days ago

waxing my rash

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2 days ago

the question persists: is it time to watch chernobyl again

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3 days ago

"Illinois" "Suburban Chicago" — look just skip to the chase and say this was in Rosemont, aka the tiny personal fiefdom of one very lucky, very evil family:

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seem a little down, down

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it'd be sweet if my longing for motherhood didn't unleash long-dormant supernatural menaces

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we now have an answer to “what if caligula had dementia?”

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Ohio judge rules that Kalshi is sports betting and must adhere to state law "These 'prediction markets' have exploded and look an awful a lot like gambling," Ohio's attorney general said.

Nice to see a judge basically laugh at the claim that Kalshi and other "prediction" markets are not "betting."

Gotta kill these sites as soon as possible.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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3 days ago

seems like it's still spreading the shingles hurt more today than yesterday and i'm nauseous again this whole experience is incredibly stupid

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4 days ago

norman avonlea

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norm of green gables

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4 days ago

one thing i definitely was not expecting with shingles is all this fucking lactating and from the new nipples too not my old ones

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4 days ago

is anyone else itchy

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