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Think about that. They/He because I can never be him. Wife: @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com

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Togore Driver

07.08.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Togore Tastic

07.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does this keep happening

07.08.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

What the fuck happened to the audio

07.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hitman

Hitman

It's time

07.08.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cynthia with a Garchomp themed leotard, anyone?

06.08.2025 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 651    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i just wanna draft the most narrow team ever bro

06.08.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unbelievable things happening in the draft server

06.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not officially in the west

06.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Car is fixed hooray

It was a crankshaft sensor

I be cranking my shaft til I misfire

06.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the thing about toby henry thaddeus amadeus henry fox is that you know hes a bad writer when they never show you actually killing Dirty Brother in undertale, you're just told you did it. what is that guys fucking deal

06.08.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From the KOTH Iโ€™ve seen, itโ€™s defining feature is just how great the relationships between the cast are and Iโ€™m so happy theyโ€™re super honed in on that now

06.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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watch them for me for a moment ill be right back

06.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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im checking wplace and who drew togore in the bronx im crying LOLLL

06.08.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Joseph's trash bag flip might be the funniest bit for me so far. Like, the most Dale-like thing he's done.

06.08.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 804    ๐Ÿ” 267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Double Double E lol

06.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine paying 30 dollars a month for a PPV and 40% of the run time is still ads

06.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Insane wording from Triple H here

06.08.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory

06.08.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3157    ๐Ÿ” 1405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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ๆš‘ใ™ใŽใฆใŠใ‹ใ—ใชใ‚‚ใฎใ‚’ๆใ„ใฆใ—ใพใฃใŸโ€ฆ

06.08.2025 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1034    ๐Ÿ” 313    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
sphene ffxiv dawntrail

sphene ffxiv dawntrail

I don't think I ever posted a better look at my new sphene glitter charm. happy patch day baby

06.08.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 543    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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toriel & dog

06.08.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3287    ๐Ÿ” 571    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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no cap

06.08.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 707    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a series of pictures of what is certainly a fake or CGI bird dunking itself in a fountain pouring melted chocolate

a series of pictures of what is certainly a fake or CGI bird dunking itself in a fountain pouring melted chocolate

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I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? Itโ€™s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is โ€œliving the dreamโ€ but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.

post from tumblr: I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? Itโ€™s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is โ€œliving the dreamโ€ but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable.

response to the previous post:

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate
No one pulled the damn thing in
In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self
Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate
Its just a bird making a mistake and itโ€™s fucking funny
Itโ€™s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

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Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you donโ€™t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. Theyโ€™ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

response to the previous post: I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate No one pulled the damn thing in In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and itโ€™s fucking funny Itโ€™s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ response: Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this. Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you donโ€™t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. Theyโ€™ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

bluesky definitely has the juice but iโ€™m still waiting for THIS amount of juice to appear

03.08.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 726    ๐Ÿ” 333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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A Black Knife #DELTARUNE

04.08.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 234    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

boy am I so glad to see a little bit of light in the distance on this dark deep sea expedition

the humble anglerfish:

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