Yay! More states New York, Kansas, and Pennsylvania have announced they’ve started sending out full SNAP benefits. Meanwhile, Trump was apparently too busy napping to help make sure people got the assistance they need.
No one’s seen him for days…no public events scheduled for the weekend…could it be…
Sexy beast mode fully activated
Certainty is overrated. A little curiosity goes a long way.
So Oracle and Palantir sponsored Gramp’s parade. Too bad the tech oligarchs can code bots, but not people.
The contrast between the parade and the protests says everything.
They’ve engineered a false reality that feels real—but the truth?
There are far more of us than there are of them.
Favorite signs from yesterday: Melania is living proof immigrants will do jobs Americans won't do.
It's so bad, even the introverts came out.
Elect a rapist, expect to get screwed.
A sign on a dog said: I could shit a better president.
I'd call Trump a cunt but he lacks the warmth and depth.
Random thought: crop circles are galactic post-it notes.
It’s hard to believe that will happen with so much reasonable doubt. But you never know…it can be difficult to find the truth through faulty perceptions and cognitive bias, both of which are very human frailties.
The Karen Read trial is a Modern-Day Witch hunt. She’s accused without credible evidence, surrounded by small-town whispers and selective outrage, fighting the collective shadow of a system that needs a scapegoat. Her intelligence & defiance are treated as threats cuz she didn’t stay silent.
#writerwednesday #madmagazine
As a card-carrying member of Gen X I verify the authenticity of this statement.
Look who stopped by to show off her new baby!
Perfect day for a walk in the woods
My friend met Gretchen Whitmer at the Pride Parade in Michigan today. Big Gretch is awesome.
A dose of instant happiness for you
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Excellent advice
True story
Who else misses sky-high hair, long cigarettes, and flat beer?
If I had a nickel for how many times this has happened to me…
Another day in paradise!
“Some say I chicken out. I don’t chicken out. I retreat strategically with salsa.” — DJT, probably
🌮 TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out
First he served us taco bowls.
Then he served us “bad hombres.”
Now the universe serves him: TACO — Trump Always Chickens Out.
🌮 Delicious, poetic justice.
Well I’d like to get up but Miss Thang says no way
Always go where the good magic lives
And a very special shout-out to my fellow psychedelic sheep. You know who you are!
My Christmas cactus says fuck calendars
I try so hard, but sometimes, it all just makes me feel sad. Hug the people you love!
