elibvn.zip 🎷🦐

—RESULT—

MY *MINIONS* ACHIEVED 🥉 IN TODAYS EVENT.DOCX: TOURNAMENT.PADDLING_POOL_341

NEXT WEEK MY *MINIONS* WILL [REdACTEd] THE ENEMY FILES AND COME OUT ABOVE SO I CAN FINALLY [ERROR_30003. MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-

--UPDATE--

AFTER SENDOU_MAJOR I HAVE DEVISED A PLAN BY [TRAINING] MY CURRENT FILES TO STRIVE AND PUSH THEM FURTHER SO I CAN [REDACTED]

ALL 4 FILES WILL BE PARTICIPATING (FORCED) INTO AN X_RANK_RACE.EXE STARTING 1/9/25

FOR *MOTIVATION* THERE WILL BE A PUNISHMENT FOR LAST PLACE.

--NOTIFICATION--

I HAVE QUALIFIED FOR SENDOU_MAJOR. *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH* *ROBOT LAUGH*

(We qualified for sendou q major)

REMINDER: REMOVE PERMISSION.PHOTO_ACCESS FROM FILE_NOMNOM.

getting dadzoned by my boyfriend 😭

[Zipcat Team Montage by @23raze.bsky.social!]

FOUND IN MY FILES... IS THIS A PRANK?

"Check out the full version on YouTube! 🔗 👇"

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

ERROR 3120:

UNAUTHORIZED [HACKERS] DETECTED WITHIN [ZIPCAT]. EXTERMINATE IMMEDIATELY IF [HACKERS] SERVE NO VALUABLE PURPOSE TO ME! : )

SCANNING FOR NEW FILES...

AGGRO_PLAYER NomNom
AGGRO_PLAYER Frook
SUPPORT_PLAYER Tame
ANCHOR_ PLAYER Eli

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

THIS IS AMAZING

commission #splatoon

Results:
2 - 1 StarZ Impact
2 - 0 Bonk, Koma, Apol, Mondi
3 - 0 Bridg3tt, Rafa, Sal, lil timmy
0 - 3 buns, Tamako, Enamel, Jasmine
2 - 0 Tamaris
0 - 2 Warlock, Crowny, Devin4K, Aaron

Pack up your files or else we'll zip 'em up! 😼
ZipCat coming in hot with 4th place for Triton Cup 103!

Members:
@nomnom-spl.bsky.social S-Blast go boom (and oblivious to camera)
@elibvn.bsky.social geting dragged back into comp 4 this
@thatguytame.bsky.social 🦀
@/Frook Strikes 🦆

Results below! ⤵

trgue but... we never see squids phase through things unless their body becomes ink-like (mid transformation)

im gonna assume thats whats happening in-universe

that means they have to consciously control how they turn into ink while walking to pass 👀 i feel like that would be like some kinda horror to see every time

no one really talks about how crazy it would be to just casually walk through your teammate's tenta brella shield in-universe

woag.... namegoat.....

LMAO LETS GO

@sotoka.bsky.social get ur azz in a scrim with a tent and gibe us replays por favor

do ittt, have some fun :]

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dm frook or nomnom ^^

Frook, NomNom and I are looking to start a project with a roster of 4!

We are looking for:
A support preferred or midline
Around D1 level /+3 level
EU timezones
Good humor and vibes

DM nomnom______ on discord!

(reposts appreciated)

i will definitely become overwhelmed, but BET!!

yooo i gotta open some emergency comm slots so if you're interested pls check out my ko-fi 🙏
(please keep in mind these will be done AFTER my current commissions)

sad loser with a mere 68 followers

Great opportunity to be had, invest now

This song is called "Dreadnaut", by the talented @koblerino.bsky.social! Please check them out if you haven't already!

Also, this gameplay showcases a TINY bit of the reworks in our stages. Still a WIP of course!

(Markling is a Neo branded weapon!)

NOT NAUT?! #Splatoon #Comic commission for .@squidoku.bsky.social

YouTube video by OneWingedAkira The REAL Reason They Can't Fix Ultra Stamp

New akira video just dropped go watch it
youtu.be/YjImN45satc?...