Bern

You look absolutely lovely! 🌹

Rest in peace Robert Duvall.

#NapalmIntheMorning #ApocalypseNow

Does the rubber ducky have a name?

Aww, thank you for the heart!

Good to see you can show off a positive look despite the obvious cold.

As others have said, it's more about their reaction. Someone who looks visibly uninterested or sickened is going to affect me in the future because in my mind I'll see their expression and will be less inclined to have myself anywhere near their mouth.

Happy Thursday indeed!

I want to save all the unicorns... 🫠🤤😮‍💨

Ooo, yes please.

This beanie is so very accurate.

It's a happy day when you are paying the boob tax. And the fact your clip started with you holding a mug of coffee(?) right beneath them was an absolutely dreamy sight!

Now I know why the sun suddenly peeked out from the clouds! Thank you for showing up and showing out because you do look deliciously delectable and fucking fantastic! 🔥🥵😮‍💨

Comfy and quite the cutie. 😊

I’m hearing reports out of Pennsylvania that Punxsutawney Phil has been consumed by his own shadow, which is now threatening to swallow the world.

Thankful for camera 1 AND 2!

That would be absolutely delicious torture for us both! 🫠

Someone would have to be out of their mind to not want to submit an application!
So, where exactly is this application...? 😏

Proof of continued existence.
Trying to manifest more days with a high of fifty degrees Fahrenheit and above.

Do these meet the assignment?

Do these meet the assignment?
This is the first pair of sweatpants I've worn in years.

Do these meet the assignment?
This is the first pair of sweatpants I've worn in years.

#stevegilmore #HeavensDarkSoldiers #curseofthewalkingman #thatswhatgunsarefor

Hello over there! 👋

That little blush to your cheeks is adorable!

Mouse I want to say thank you. Thank you for all the boob taxes you have paid, all the photos you share, the little peaks into your personality, and everything else.

You should never have to apologize for how you're feeling.

I truly believe having such regular motivation is what my life and existence is lacking.
And you truly are a damn good motivator. 🫠

That right there is a dream that would grant a peaceful oblivion for both parties involved. And once it wears off there's always the option for another round. 😊

It would be much better if I could stay at home, but the idea of having such a vision waiting at home would be motivation to get through the work day!