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Matthew M. Morris

@matthewmmorris.bsky.social

I don’t know what you expected coming here, but thanks for taking the time to stop by. Can I get you anything? He/Him

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Just got serenaded by Philippine mariachi in Japanese.

05.07.2025 11:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fried chicken in Japan and Korea is better than fried chick in the US.

05.07.2025 05:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Yes.

20.06.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok now have your brain play it with the dude from Arby’s doing the vocals. Then go back to The Go-Go’s. Then have that repeat for 4 hours. Then dance to it.

08.06.2025 08:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My brain has been playing The Go-Go’s’ “We Got the Beat” with the titular “We got the beat” replaced with “We have the meats” a la Arby’s. I am not sorry for cursing you with this.

08.06.2025 08:22 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Can never have too many spritzer mixers.

11.05.2025 20:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
At a dining out, CDR Morris was brought forward to the President of the mess to answer for crimes against the Wardroom. For various violations, no fewer than 5 trips were made.

At a dining out, CDR Morris was brought forward to the President of the mess to answer for crimes against the Wardroom. For various violations, no fewer than 5 trips were made.

Too many trips to the grog tonight.

08.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s more common than you think.

06.05.2025 10:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Written notes are on notecards and I’m thinking that was a mistake. 😅

04.05.2025 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My photos are now 50% pictures of my computer screen while playing blue prince .

04.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard says uhh that 's bait on his face Alt: a man with a beard says uhh that 's bait on his face
22.04.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is not a post about the pope.

21.04.2025 10:20 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes, troubleshooting a computer problem is all about turning it off and on again. Sometimes, you need to force shut it down a couple times, its shuts itself down, and then you restart it, then you question it for a days on end.

21.04.2025 10:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Now Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, completely different story. 😁

17.04.2025 05:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Frot Worth is next to Net Worth

16.04.2025 01:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just wait until you leave the computer on overnight so you don’t have to wait for stuff to complete, then when you come back everything shut down because you weren’t fully optimized and spend the next hour trying to figure out what is broken.

14.04.2025 19:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Paper insert with the Osu Shi Men gashapon, human bodied figures with sushi heads. They look like superheroes.

Paper insert with the Osu Shi Men gashapon, human bodied figures with sushi heads. They look like superheroes.

Translation of the Osu Shi Men gashapon characters and their short backstories.

Translation of the Osu Shi Men gashapon characters and their short backstories.

Today, I decided that not enough gashapon have lore.

07.04.2025 11:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad we did it for the experience, but if we were going to do it again, we would plan it much differently.

07.04.2025 02:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Molllie smiles, sitting inside a train. The inside walls of the train have a mural with the Pokémon, Oshawott.

Molllie smiles, sitting inside a train. The inside walls of the train have a mural with the Pokémon, Oshawott.

Took a while to get back after the race, but we got to ride the Oshawott train. Managed to get a smile out of Mollie while I was disassociating like Oshawott after holding my pee for two and a half hours.

06.04.2025 09:56 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mollie is incognito. She’s got on dark shades, a big hat, and a black k95 mask.

Mollie is incognito. She’s got on dark shades, a big hat, and a black k95 mask.

Meanwhile…

04.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I thought you were into those pogs? If you can take care of a tommyguy or whatever, we’ll talk about getting you a puppy for your birthday.

04.04.2025 23:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Going to K-Mart. Need anything?

04.04.2025 23:35 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Guy in his late thirties wearing a button down shirt tucked into jeans with a belt, a windbreaker, hiking boots, and a 14 year old baseball cap.

Guy in his late thirties wearing a button down shirt tucked into jeans with a belt, a windbreaker, hiking boots, and a 14 year old baseball cap.

04.04.2025 22:57 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 1

I feel like I’m cosplaying a 90s dad.

04.04.2025 22:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Joined a Pokémon go raid with an elderly Japanese couple at the beer bar and I’m hoping I can be like them when I’m older.

30.03.2025 08:59 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Onion-hand Mollie.

28.03.2025 02:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You try to live a little mas on the weekend and then it’s suddenly time to get up for work.

23.03.2025 20:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Mollie enjoys a wine spritzer. In the background, an unmoved yard full of flowers.

Mollie enjoys a wine spritzer. In the background, an unmoved yard full of flowers.

Enjoying a lovely day by sitting out on our porch for the first time in front of our wildflower yard.

23.03.2025 03:11 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is Galadriel a tradwife

Does she make homemade lembas videos

17.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 504    🔁 56    💬 71    📌 17

Nah, just an Ides of March wine and cheese night.

15.03.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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