Matthew M. Morris

Sign for Yakiniku Bar with a raging bull. It has the text “no meat, no life.”

No meat, no life.

Baby don’t hurt me

Dreaming of that izakaya that @molliem.bsky.social and I went to for dinner last night.

That place is outstanding. Glad it went over well ❤️

Congratulations nerds!

Yes, I did decide I didn’t need sunscreen today. Yes, I got sunburnt. I will not learn from this.

Just got serenaded by Philippine mariachi in Japanese.

Fried chicken in Japan and Korea is better than fried chick in the US.

Yes.

Ok now have your brain play it with the dude from Arby’s doing the vocals. Then go back to The Go-Go’s. Then have that repeat for 4 hours. Then dance to it.

My brain has been playing The Go-Go’s’ “We Got the Beat” with the titular “We got the beat” replaced with “We have the meats” a la Arby’s. I am not sorry for cursing you with this.

Can never have too many spritzer mixers.

At a dining out, CDR Morris was brought forward to the President of the mess to answer for crimes against the Wardroom. For various violations, no fewer than 5 trips were made.

Too many trips to the grog tonight.

It’s more common than you think.

Written notes are on notecards and I’m thinking that was a mistake. 😅

My photos are now 50% pictures of my computer screen while playing blue prince .

This is not a post about the pope.

Sometimes, troubleshooting a computer problem is all about turning it off and on again. Sometimes, you need to force shut it down a couple times, its shuts itself down, and then you restart it, then you question it for a days on end.

Now Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, completely different story. 😁

Frot Worth is next to Net Worth

Just wait until you leave the computer on overnight so you don’t have to wait for stuff to complete, then when you come back everything shut down because you weren’t fully optimized and spend the next hour trying to figure out what is broken.

Paper insert with the Osu Shi Men gashapon, human bodied figures with sushi heads. They look like superheroes.

Translation of the Osu Shi Men gashapon characters and their short backstories.

Today, I decided that not enough gashapon have lore.

Glad we did it for the experience, but if we were going to do it again, we would plan it much differently.

Molllie smiles, sitting inside a train. The inside walls of the train have a mural with the Pokémon, Oshawott.

Took a while to get back after the race, but we got to ride the Oshawott train. Managed to get a smile out of Mollie while I was disassociating like Oshawott after holding my pee for two and a half hours.

Mollie is incognito. She’s got on dark shades, a big hat, and a black k95 mask.

Meanwhile…

I thought you were into those pogs? If you can take care of a tommyguy or whatever, we’ll talk about getting you a puppy for your birthday.

Going to K-Mart. Need anything?

Guy in his late thirties wearing a button down shirt tucked into jeans with a belt, a windbreaker, hiking boots, and a 14 year old baseball cap.

I feel like I’m cosplaying a 90s dad.