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retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000

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Does he REALLY want us to drop a nuke in the Holy Lands?!

10.08.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s getting easier and easier to make hidden microphones and cameras. That there are security flaws is unsurprising.

09.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Add in some extra sugar and you got Sunny D

09.08.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I use my paintball gun for those who decide to FaceTime in public?

09.08.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know how this movies ends…

09.08.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always wanted to try the seafood towers.

09.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm. The book selection now, vs when Target first opened is YUGE!

09.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s how I worked in college.

Write that paper with 24 hours left.

08.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Superior!

08.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll meet you 1/2 way

New senators.

08.08.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the market for 2003 desert camouflage uniforms?

Seems… niche

08.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the worst of ideas

07.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen Saddam’s houses. They pale in comparison

07.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that’s bullshit!

07.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the FBI already has enough on its plate chasing down immigrants, drug dealers, and Russia.

07.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now do Texas.

07.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I’m not surprised.

07.08.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think even Congress or SCOTUS has the power to call a new census.

But, if you need someone to go door to door - again - sure.

07.08.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a quote from MASH

07.08.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@meidastouch.com here’s an interesting idea.

07.08.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, since retiring (checks notes… holy shit, that long?!) this is my only complaint about the VA.

07.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Still waiting on the call for the β€œCommunity Care” dental appointment.

Why? The VA has a six-month backlog.

07.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

War isn’t Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.

There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them β€” little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

stealing a phrase.

07.08.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll have to wait until the 9th

07.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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80 years ago, we dropped the bomb.

06.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Me waiting on Prime AIR….

06.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now comes the hard part

Getting him into the US

06.08.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He listened to her concerns.

06.08.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could someone explain how the current Russia Hoax is different from the one investigated in his first term.

05.08.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

He needs to be UNDER the prison

05.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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