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@johnicholas.bsky.social

Long-haired programmer; loves cats and dogs but doesn't have any. http://pronoun.is/he Black Lives Matter My mandate also includes weird bugs.

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and the Goliath, by Michelangelo, Attenborough. I am sorry.

12.02.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truer words were never spoken. Consider: Tea is a beverage.

06.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the additional explanation! That is not what I was intitially visualizing at all.

05.02.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have enjoyed it, though it might need an update for 2026.

03.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of, have you ever played Illuminati (card game by Steve Jackson Games)?

03.02.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow, that's amazing.

02.02.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi and welcome to your first day of bluesky. a rhetorical question is one intended to raise a point rather than solicit an answer. please enjoy your time

01.02.2026 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
@AlexBlechman

Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev โ€œCan the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?โ€ and they'll say โ€œsure, that's easy" and then you'll ask "can the player wear a scarf?" and they'll go โ€œoofโ€

8:28 PM

Nov 24, 2022

@AlexBlechman Programming is chaotic magic. There are no rules. You ask a game dev โ€œCan the player summon a giant demon that bursts from the ground in an explosion of lava?โ€ and they'll say โ€œsure, that's easy" and then you'll ask "can the player wear a scarf?" and they'll go โ€œoofโ€ 8:28 PM Nov 24, 2022

@alinawithaface.bsky.social I saw this post from 2022 recently and thought you might like it:

31.01.2026 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I imagine it's just like slack-lining, but tighter?

31.01.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of your most relatable tweets.

30.01.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I liked this article; I will be carrying a whistle and a phone for the foreseeable future (this week).

28.01.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Love bombing is a bad behavior that we (men) sometimes fall into. OTOH, I hope to evince sincerity by giving you this gift?" (that is, costly signalling)

28.01.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a burlap banner with a purple fist holding a carrot, a pot of soup, and the outline of the state of Delaware says FOOD NOT BOMBS WILMINGTON
SOLIDARITY NOT CHARITY

a burlap banner with a purple fist holding a carrot, a pot of soup, and the outline of the state of Delaware says FOOD NOT BOMBS WILMINGTON SOLIDARITY NOT CHARITY

Help my local Food Not Bombs keep our city's Code Purple shelters fed this week!

If you follow me and you reply with a $25+ donation receipt for one of the apps below, I'll write a microfic to your specifications!

7 slots open. First come first serve.

Venmo: @notbombsfood
Cashapp: $FNBWilmington

28.01.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Yes. If there are one or more an exclamation marks at the end, it implies the existence of captive hugs.

23.01.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are a local leftist folk hero.

17.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.

17.01.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40068    ๐Ÿ” 14709    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1325    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1051

Wow

10.01.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im used to waking up to insane news but "the us kidnapped the president of venezuela which we are now at war with" kind of. tops it all? im not really sure what to say? except that giving a madman and his cronies a huge army was a bad idea.

03.01.2026 10:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1049    ๐Ÿ” 164    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Bold, brilliant, beautiful, benevolent. A fae queen whose tongue strikes fear in the hearts of the thoughtless and/or unrighteous.

31.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘‹I am glad you two had a nice time!

28.12.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’œ, please and thank you!

26.12.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You only have a few days remaining, so... Twelve? "The Thirteenth Curl" could be the title of a holiday movie.

22.12.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The two I was thinking of are "Down and out in the Magic Kingdom" (I don't know if you know magic kingdom fans, there's a skeleton song that has breached containment, but I think Doctorow writes from experience) and Eastern Standard Tribe.

20.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Different algorithms lead to different posting patterns and community structures. Bruce Sterling and Cory Doctorow have written SF stories where different algorithm's "tribes" feud or war with one another. Seems pretty plausible to me?

20.12.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am all for alchemical rites of transubstantiation, but after enough cycles of calcination, dissolution, mortification, recoagulation, around and around and so on and so forth, I start to get tired, if not sore. What would you recommend to improve my endurance?

19.12.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿคฏ

18.12.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's because Calvin was allergic to calcium carbonate.

18.12.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A croissant, a little monstera, and Carrie Jenkins's Sad Love, on a cafe table

A croissant, a little monstera, and Carrie Jenkins's Sad Love, on a cafe table

I love Carrie Jenkins's books - evidence attached.

11.12.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Who is going to keep taking care of everyone if we do

11.12.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Ernest Adams and Joris Dormans have a book about game mechanics that includes a pattern language. I loved the Machinations tool and notation when it was free - I think it's paywalled now.

04.12.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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