I paid ¥100 for a fortune that contradicts itself but says I should be most hopeful in spring (also not to get married and to reject any offers that I get).

Finally got my cyber shot camera set up. Maybe a new hobby will begin soon.

Parents sent a British chocolate “rescue package”

Please make sure that you have at least one hobby that isn’t monetized, just something silly, healing for fun. Not everything has to make money ✨

So much effort to get this installed, I sure hope I don’t need to plug it in or anything. (Please don’t tell people I live like this.)

Does it count as a haul if it comes from a vending machine?

I paid ¥2,300 to take this photo.

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I have found a rare piece of loot.

Adrian Bott @Cavalorn 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. 4:18 AM • Oct 16, 2015 • Twitter Web Client

I am competent

Today in mistakes, I set up Line. Please stay tuned for the escapades I get up to as a result

Since I barely have any followers here I think I’m safe to reveal this.

I’m not a human, I’m actually four orange cats in a trench coat.

Still not the best. But it’s something

Managed to order without embarrassing myself. Maybe I can do this.

Shibuya at night ✨

Can you tell I came to Japan?

Posting pictures of my ramen because that is apparently what men my age are supposed to do on social media.

Like I’m gonna miss Twitter, I made so many friends on there and I made so many banger tweets. But there’s only so much fascism and “pussy in bio”
I can take man

Been working on my set-up 💙

Not the best photo I’ve taken but a necessary one

It’s like I never even left Twitter. Friends and bemused bots in my notifications again 😊

😈

It’s sad, Twitter was a cool place to find cool people to follow but now we can bring chaotic ADHD to Bluesky!