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Craig Pittman

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WELCOME TO FLORIDA now available! Other books: NYT bestseller OH, FLORIDA! & CAT TALE. Columnist, Florida Phoenix. Florida man.

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At this rate, I don't think President Convicted Felon is EVER gonna get that Nobel Peace Prize he thinks he deserves.

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Khork was from Winter Haven.

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Including a dogwalker.

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Don't worry Kurds, this time Donald Trump will not, under any circumstances, renege on promises he makes in order to get something he wants and then leave the people who help him hanging out to dry. Take the offer and don't worry a bit! bsky.app/profile/carl...

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Polk County man among 4 Army Reserve members killed in Iran war, Pentagon says Capt. Cody Khork, 35, of Winter Haven, was among the first US fatalities in the war in Iran, the Pentagon said.

#Florida man among Army Reserve members killed in Iran war, Pentagon says www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/03/p... via @apnews.com

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Questions mount in Congress over Iran war’s costs, risks and exit plan Lawmakers are demanding answers over what is quickly becoming a widening Middle East conflict.

Questions mount in Congress (hey, remember them?) over Iran war’s costs, risks and exit plan, none of which President Convicted Felon & his advisers apparently considered before launching the strike four days ago. www.orlandosentinel.com/2026/03/03/u... via @apnews.com

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Former principal of Catholic school convicted of fraud The former principal of a Catholic school in Pompano Beach was convicted Tuesday of arranging illegal β€œextra pay” totaling more than $230,000 over a period of nearly 10 years.

The former principal of a #Florida Catholic school was convicted of fraud by arranging illegal β€œextra pay” totaling more than $230,000 over a period of nearly 10 years. www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/03/f... via @sun-sentinel.com

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HEY NORTH FORT MYERS! Come see me this Friday at 2 pm when I'll be yakking about my #Florida panther book, CAT TALE! The event is free but registration is required -- and remember, your emotional support emu MUST be on a leash. leelibrary.librarymarket.com/event/cat-ta...

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...aka "Epstein Intersection."

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State legislators look to name part of Commercial Blvd. for President Trump Florida legislators are considering a bill that would designate a portion of Commercial Boulevard in Lauderdale-by-the-Sea as β€œPresident Donald J. Trump Boulevard.”

#Florida legislators consider naming another road after President Convicted Felon, the pedophile's pal. www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/03/03/s... via @sun-sentinel.com

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aka Li'l Marco.

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Florida man pointed gun at victims in road rage incident, deputies say A Bonifay man was arrested on Sunday following a road rage incident where he allegedly pointed a firearm.

Today's #Florida Mugshot Du Jour. www.wfla.com/news/florida...

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Gun money in the Florida Legislature A gun company looking for a favor from the Florida Legislature gave more than $500,000 to at least three dozen state politicians just before the start of the 2026 session.

A gun company looking for a favor from the #Florida Legislature gave more than $500,000 to at least three dozen state politicians just before the start of the 2026 session. jasongarcia.substack.com/p/gun-money-... via @jasongarcia.bsky.social

03.03.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Had his spine surgically removed. He's a medical miracle!

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Host: Just days before a major US operation in Iran, Kash Patel fired a dozen agents from a counterintelligence unit tracking Iranian threats. All had ties to the probe of Trump’s alleged retention of classified documents at Mar-a-Lago.

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#Florida man shows why he's known as "Li'l Marco."

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Where’s the immigration reimbursement, governor? Florida shouldn’t have to pay | Opinion Florida spent $573 million on immigration enforcement. The reimbursement hasn’t arrived. | Opinion

Editorial: Where’s the federal immigration reimbursement, governor? #Florida taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for your environmentally damaging folly. www.miamiherald.com/opinion/edit... via @miamiherald.com

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I was just thinking that we didn’t have enough enemies.

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Welcome to #Florida, the Concentration Camp State.

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Redemption for the Picayune Strand: A conservation success | Opinion 55,000 acres in Collier County became the site of the largest restoration effort of its kind

The Picayune Strand Restoration Project in the western #Florida Everglades is now complete after decades of effort. The 55,000A area was previously drained for a failed real estate development project. www.naplesnews.com/story/opinio...

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Offshore wind farms don’t kill whales

Trump does

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White House rationale for war keeps shifting The president and top aides have offered varying justifications for attacking Iran β€” from regime change to preemption to eliminating its nuclear program and ballistic missiles.

Four days into the conflict, President Convicted Felon & his advisers can't keep their stories straight about why they attacked Iran & started a deeply unpopular Mideast war. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec... via @washingtonpost.com

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Trump Administration Announces First Step in Rolling Back Rule Protecting Whales The Trump administration today took the first official step in rolling back a 2008 regulation vital to protecting critically endangered North Atlantic right whales from deadly vessel strikes. Filed in...

Press release: President Convicted Felon officials today took the 1st official step in rolling back a 2008 regulation vital to protecting endangered right whales from deadly vessel strikes. (Right whales give birth to their young off the #Florida coast.) defenders.org/newsroom/tru...

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'Breathtaking': Tallahassee resident spots bald eagle on Apalachee Parkway A bald eagle, America's national symbol, was spotted on a busy Tallahassee parkway before flying to a nearby dog park.

Drivers spot bald eagle in middle of busy #Florida parkway, encourage it to fly away. www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

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Broken pipe spills 14,000 gallons of sewage into Sarasota Bay, city says The spill went directly into Sarasota Bay, according to a report the City of Sarasota filed with state environment officials.

Broken pipe spills 14,000 gallons of sewage into a #Florida waterway www.bradenton.com/news/local/a... via @bradenton.com

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Rescinding the EPA endangerment finding hurts our health and welfare | The Invading Sea Greenhouse gas emissions are warming the planet, changing the climate and disrupting our lives.

Op-ed: Rescinding the EPA endangerment finding on climate change hurts our health and welfare www.theinvadingsea.com/2026/03/02/e... via @theinvadingsea.bsky.social

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Florida lawmakers discuss who will foot bill for Alligator Alcatraz A large alligator was seen roaming outside of the immigration detention center that bares its nickname, an ironic symbol for a controversial facility that’s tightly guarded day and night.

#Florida lawmakers discuss who will foot bill for Gov. Ron DeSastrous' expensive Everglades concentration camp now that the feds have refused to pay. www.local10.com/news/local/2...

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Florida GOP rips Democrats for criticizing Donald Trump as Iranian conflict escalates 'This is about American safety and security, not partisan games.'

#Florida GOP complains about Democrats criticizing President Convicted Felon's deeply unpopular Iranian war that's killing schoolchildren and driving up U.S. gas prices. floridapolitics.com/archives/783...

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Florida Legislature 2026: Over the cliff Lawmakers in Florida are working on a backdoor scheme to kick people off public health insurance by forcing them over a benefit cliff.

Podcast: Lawmakers in #Florida are working on a backdoor scheme to kick people off public health insurance by forcing them over a benefit cliff. jasongarcia.substack.com/p/florida-le... via @jasongarcia.bsky.social

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