JC Foster

Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar

I'm making a sequel to love on the spectrum it's called making love on the spectrum

who was sadie hawkins and why was she such a hoe

I just want to know who these people are that dislike the Youtube video of the movie they rented

I was raised catholic but I feel jewish because I've only read like half the bible too

imagine atoms wiggled in a triangle wave. We'd listen to nes and be like damn what a pure tone

Picture yourself in your head. Just you, neutral. You're wearing clothes. And you don't even own those clothes.

What if we're all just going to therapy to feel cool

At 26 I've discovered I really am just built this stupid

“Before we begin, I’d like to acknowledge we are on stolen land which originally belonged to the First Nations of the Americas. And now, put your hands together for some of the worst original musical theater you’ve ever seen”

Lmao

From the bear Wikipedia page

you can interpret the three of them facing him bravely or trying to break the door down as he slowly approaches

everything is a cold plunge if you’re brittle to reality

baby in front of me on this plane. Time to kick a seat for 5 hours

I work at a gay bar and one time a woman thought I said dyke coke

As in: genius, impractical and annoying

If there’s a Jacob Collier of music theory is there a Jacob Collier of leftist theory

“Boarding group 1”
“Boarding group 1.01”
“Boarding group 1.011…

Nobody even uses threads. Every time I go on there it’s like the library during recess. Like yeah there’s some people there but they’re insane

color coordinated shirts about how you’re daddy’s little meatball at an international airport can you fuckin imagine

im at laguardia and there’s a family. 5 daughters aged 7-15 all wearing shirts that say daddy’s little meatball
but not the mom. as if she isn’t daddys little meatball cmon now

I’m JohnathanCool2015

life's tough man. I was locked in a hot car as an infant. Had to do hot yoga for like 2 hours

just want to thank yall for the 1 like milestone

I'm listening to this song peekaboo by Kendrick Lamar and I just want to say, he hasn't gotten me once

when I rank how much I like a song I have to consider its context in the album, it's true

Close your eyes and watch Sesame Street. Pretend they’re all just human actors

It is now a show about a street with a statistically unusual amount of autistic people there

Willy Wonka is timeless, it could take place any day.
mid tour Wonka's like oh my god
somethings happened at the world trade center
the bad kids are like but I want chocolate!!
Charlie pledges to go to Iraq
"you've won my boy!"
Bin Laden enters
"mister slugworth!"
No charlie!! This man works for me

lmao