princess bing

yay now i’m crying again

jackie just saw carson kressley on south park from 2003 and said “wow he was so young” 😭

A bunch of those polished stones commonly found in museum gift shops

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sex and the city is my favorite monster of the week show

"This cast would get EATEN ALIVE at a lesbian bar!" - @abbject.bsky.social

birthdays are not built for people who are bad at texting back omg

grocery store checkout lady asked us “is this all together?” do i have discrimination lawsuit grounds for this homophobic microaggression or nah??

drank the weed juice that makes me a bossy bottom

‘It: Welcome to Derry’ Season 1, Episode 7 Recap: Inferno

I was a hard sell on what It: Welcome to Derry tried to do tonight with Pennywise, but to my surprise it worked.

watching the lilith fair doc and i did NOT know sarah mclachlan was diving muff like that

had a dream my whole team and i showed up to work and didn’t realize it was thanksgiving until like noon. probably fine.

my job loves to be like “as a reminder,” and then hit you with brand-new information that somebody just made up a minute ago

i think they basically just want you to read a cover letter out loud 😵‍💫 it would be so funny to come through with production value lmao

i have a job application in front of me that requires a video essay which is so obviously a discrimination tactic but unfortunately i am a desperate okay-looking white woman so i’m gonna have to work it to my advantage

i keep forgetting i can “tweet” here. my brain has been swelling from the pressure of generating posts with no output.

finally got to season 5 of boardwalk empire but i cannot care about any of it without my babygirl richard harrow omg 💔

i’m officially weapons-pilled!! loved it!!

nooo it was some very nice they/them at the paint countet

a green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face . ALT: a green monster from monsters inc is standing in a room with a sad face .

at home depot
me: aw i love this rainbow of paint chips
paint department employee: we love Gay People here!!!!
me:

yesterday jackie kept looking at her labubu and saying “why did i buy you” and now she’s shopping for clothes for it

HELLO is this thing on

thirst trap for the 🦋 app

insignificant gripe but i hate on the pitt when they abbreviate “gunshot wound” to GSW (“gee ess double you”) … that’s more syllables to say

This godawful mess with the Dark Romantasy convention that devolved into straight women committing mob sexual assault is a great reminder that the sexes really are not fundamentally different from one another, they just usually have different levels of power and opportunity to inflict violence.

got to see both Bring Her Back and Together this past weekend and i really liked both, however the nonbinary baddie reveal at the end of Together may or may not follow me to my grave

watching mermaids (1990) for the first time and baby xtina ricci is so fucking adorable i’m feeling sick and outraged

i’m sitting around daydreaming about tattoos i want while also simultaneously dreading sitting next week to finish my shoulder. in a liminal space of anticipated pain.

was just struck with the nauseating realization that we’re gonna see labubu halloween costumes this year

finally watching final destination bloodlines and that opening scene is everything i ever want from the franchise 🥹 so delightful

today i had the first LOTR movie on in the background while i worked, and when it was over HBO was kind enough to queue up, not the second film, but the extended version of the one i had just watched. loving the rebrand!