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probably something an innocent man would do

12.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 11457    🔁 2484    💬 144    📌 84

Jeffrey Epstein said that Trump “knew about the girls.” But what did he really mean?

12.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 904    🔁 98    💬 42    📌 6

Imagine trying to work across the aisle with people actively trying to hide the fact that the leader of their party is implicated in criminal activity by Jeffrey Epstein himself

12.11.2025 18:18 — 👍 1573    🔁 343    💬 28    📌 11
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Anyone check on these “influencers” this morning?

Pretty big day for the “issue” they’re most passionate about.

nytimes.com/2025/11/12/us/…

12.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 558    🔁 114    💬 18    📌 6

Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference

12.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 936    🔁 137    💬 21    📌 3

Who in this blip of a lifetime, on this fragile earth, in this whisper of a dream of an existence, has ever assumed a continuity in the James Bond franchise

12.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 1079    🔁 74    💬 83    📌 8
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"Well, it started at $3 million. Then five, then seven, then eight. Then finally $10 million cash."

Curtis Sliwa tells @karaswisher.bsky.social and @profgalloway.com how the "masters of the universe" tried to get him to drop out of the mayoral race.

11.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 51    🔁 14    💬 7    📌 3

On Veterans Day, we honor those who served and commit to serving them in return — not just in words, but in actions.

Affordability and a real commitment to mental health are essential to ensure that every veteran can build a future here in New York City.

11.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 10051    🔁 1571    💬 113    📌 43

When you can’t afford health insurance just remember that Sen. Kaine is sleeping well

10.11.2025 20:10 — 👍 464    🔁 112    💬 33    📌 7

On a week where the median age of a first-homebuyer rose to 40 for the first time ever. 🤡

www.nar.realtor/newsroom/fir...

09.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 1008    🔁 272    💬 75    📌 17
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Trivia alert! Tim Berners-Lee, creator of the World Wide Web, also invented the inflatable sumo fat suit. Thank you for everything, Mr Berners-Lee!

09.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 226    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 1
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During an event on Thursday, Donald Trump seemed to repeatedly struggle to keep his eyes open.

A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent roughly 20 minutes battling to keep his eyes open.

New video w/ @ddiamond.bsky.social

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

08.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 625    🔁 258    💬 90    📌 73
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

07.11.2025 07:39 — 👍 12651    🔁 5530    💬 384    📌 491
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Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

06.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 3413    🔁 1053    💬 162    📌 210

oh my god they actually did it lmao

06.11.2025 00:36 — 👍 19639    🔁 3744    💬 651    📌 430
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“Hello?…..what?….who is this?….I’m not returning?”

05.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

05.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 9825    🔁 1731    💬 377    📌 98

REMEMBER, if you are in line to vote in the New York City elections NO YOU ARE NOT you are On Line

04.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 971    🔁 149    💬 33    📌 13
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“Jobs are booming” is Treasury Secretary-speak for “most-announced-job-cuts-for-a-full-year-since-2020.”

“Inflation is falling” is Treasury Secretary-speak for “inflation-is-at-an-eight-month-high.”

04.11.2025 23:05 — 👍 6788    🔁 2032    💬 875    📌 245
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fun fact: Portnoy already claims permanent residence in Florida to avoid paying NY City and State income taxes

04.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 1337    🔁 137    💬 25    📌 13
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Dave Portnoy Threatens To Move Barstool Sports Out of New York City If Zohran Mamdani Becomes Mayor: ‘I Hate This Guy So Much’ Portnoy, 48, admitted that he has already asked his "finance guy" to begin looking at potential office spaces outside of the city.

now that's what I call a Mamdani endorsement. Don't threaten New Yorkers with a good time, Dave. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

04.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 6046    🔁 748    💬 551    📌 615
Announcing the HEI Network App | On Cinema at the Cinema
YouTube video by HEI Network Announcing the HEI Network App | On Cinema at the Cinema

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgx...

03.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 100    🔁 9    💬 8    📌 1

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments?

Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

03.11.2025 16:55 — 👍 5841    🔁 1374    💬 118    📌 59
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.

www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...

02.11.2025 19:20 — 👍 793    🔁 139    💬 15    📌 18

listen we may have lost our family business, made our kids miserable, had to live in a barn with goats and lost $50,000 to a local Russian slumlord, but at least we dont have to see gay people in public

02.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 4158    🔁 1054    💬 126    📌 122

cooper making the classic blunder of thinking voters are like corporations, law firms, and universities

01.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 779    🔁 75    💬 18    📌 1
Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.”

“Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

Another host, Eugene Daniels, asked Mr. Cuomo what he meant by diversity being a “weakness.” “Diversity can be a weakness if you have antipathy among groups, Jonathan,” Mr. Cuomo said, mistaking Mr. Daniels for his co-host Jonathan Capehart, both of whom are Black.

You can't make this up.

01.11.2025 16:31 — 👍 14684    🔁 3344    💬 303    📌 287
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Same day. 🇺🇸

31.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 1407    🔁 443    💬 69    📌 23

They're calling him the most French man in history

31.10.2025 14:14 — 👍 5599    🔁 1297    💬 102    📌 29

Buck Martinez is a well-established buffoon.

30.10.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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