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Latest posts by clem-fandango.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’m sorry having fun bothers you

10.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The full text of William Carlos Williams's This Is Just To Say, in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

The full text of William Carlos Williams's This Is Just To Say, in the Zohran Mamdani campaign fonts

08.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1846    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 16

Zevon version

28.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting at a table and one is holding a cymbal and the other is laughing ALT: two men are sitting at a table and one is holding a cymbal and the other is laughing

From these guys???

24.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t the target range 80-120 mg/dL? All of those numbers look high to me…

24.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the museumcase

and which
you were probably
saving
for visitors

forgive me
they were expensive
so shiny
and so old

20.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 565    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch

10.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 226    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

chainglorious is an incredible portmanteau

07.10.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should make the right turn from inbound NY Ave onto outbound Florida Ave a double right

06.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Texas Plan - Greg Abbott Greg Abbott is fighting for Texas families and Texas values, by creating jobs and defending our constitutional rights and freedoms.

www.gregabbott.com/texasplan/

06.10.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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U2 > Discography > Lyrics > The Showman (Little More Better) The official U2 website with all the latest news, video, audio, lyrics, photos, tour dates and ticket information.

www.u2.com/lyrics/617

03.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Summer Events at Omega Mart in Las Vegas Your favorite interdimensional grocery store plus interactive, live performances filled with mysterious characters, giant puppets, and more.

Omega mart

meowwolf.com/phenomenomal...

30.09.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet

and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains

forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad

23.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8501    πŸ” 1891    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 66
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a person is eating mashed potatoes with a fork and spoon . Alt: Richard Dreyfuss building a mountain out of mashed potatoes with a fork. This means something. Something important.
19.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clooney?

16.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In this case the government is the employer as it is a state university.

14.09.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Motivated reasoning - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motivat...

01.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over the hills and far away

27.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@patfinnerty.bsky.social

23.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronald Reagan

21.08.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great post buddy

05.08.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@bcdreyer.social what say you?

28.07.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Heartbeats from this album

19.07.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Los AGEless :)

16.07.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2003

23.06.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2.9 was the last version of Winamp, which is fine because foobar2000 was released by then.

06.06.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
You’re dead you’re dead you’re dead

You’re dead you’re dead you’re dead

15.05.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YWML

13.05.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not gonna believe this but 9/11 was in September

25.04.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of old el Paso Fajita kit. On the side it says extra mild super tasty

Photo of old el Paso Fajita kit. On the side it says extra mild super tasty

I have eaten
The extra mild
Old El Paso
Fajita kit
I got in the UK
Forgive me
I added
Hot sauce
It needed it

17.04.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 41

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