if the elements of harmony from mlp were real I would be the element of being fucking ugly and stupid
genuinely if you're not transgender then get the fuck out of my sight
you can tell how unhealthy the local queer scene is by how many people listen to the fucking mountain goats
is it gay for your friend to say "I'm completely in love with you" and then you say "yeah. I'm in love with you too"
haha sorry guys I'm a little tipsy, I had a few swigs of Groklorr The Firesworn's legendary mead
fun fact: did you know that every day I die and am then born again?
No, we cannot meet up. I live in star wars and am incapable of visiting the real world
"I fear that I may drain every one of the beautiful rivers in equestria with my thirst" (new catchphrase guys what do you think)
I'm not fucking joking this really happened!!!!! DO NOT FUCKING LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm an ace contestant on the hit new reality show "Is The Bread Still Good"
*kicks one of the batmobile's tires* this'll give YOU a kick in the pants, caped crusader!
*sticks a piece of gum on the left tail light* oh, but don't dry those years yet, momma's bat- I'm FAR from done with you!
*throws an empty plastic bottle at the windshield*
stick em up this is a breakdown
doing the "I don't remember if I took my meds" dance
the T in James T. Kirk stands for Tdick
it was such a beautiful reflection on what star trek is like conceptually. all the aspects of the series' identity are explored and challenged and celebrated in such a gorgeous way
dude I just saw that first star trek movie from 1979 and it is somehow even better than I thought it would be
I need all yall that dont speak spanish to learn a few words, real quick.
pls RT
"La Migra" - common slang for ICE
"La Patrulla" - "The Patrol"
"No digas nada" - "Say nothing."
¿Cómo te llamas? - "Whats your name?"
"¿Quién quieres que llame?" - "Who do you want me to call?"
Escondense - Hide
it is! it's a totally real thing and it made people sick oh and yes Scott Adams is dead
perhaps dilbert (iconic mascot of the Dilberito™) will also die
Scott Adams, creator of the dilberito, has died at age 68
yeah, you should try it sometime
your fave can help this account ratio the Democratic Party- please give generously
I wish all cis people a very you would be more useful as a living battery
not only do I post fucked up nonsense, but I also have FANTASTIC tits and am a boy
he served for our country
I make posts like "Marge Simpson has 1000 springtrap pushes in her room" and everyone LOVES it, but then I get too excited and turn around and say something stupid like "I'M UNCLE SNURK!!!" and then it's back to the torture chamber again
our nation will not heal until Homer admits jealousy of markiplier
5 years from now they'll retcon the Simpsons again and say Marge grew up watching markiplier
barbarian neogender
