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a man in a military uniform is wearing a black helmet and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a military uniform is wearing a black helmet and making a funny face .

Every single con when a question gets asked:

08.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone just needs to keep f*ckin til we're all the same color, then we won't have to hear this bs anymore πŸ˜’

08.12.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is wearing a black helmet and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a military uniform is wearing a black helmet and making a funny face .

Every con when asked a question:

07.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If the word 'hate' were to be inscribed on every cell in my body, it would not equal one one-billionth of the HATE I feel for trump and his cult.

06.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

06.12.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you boycott a free entry day? (Not trolling, I genuinely don't know)

06.12.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I seriously cannot wait for this toad to croak.

05.12.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna know what's more virgin than AI? The tech bros that made AI.

05.12.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel isn't even a jewish state, jews don't do war crimes.

Is this a "no true scotsman" fallacy? Yes. But also, fuck israel.

05.12.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that how Stalin died?

05.12.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star-sapngled banner is a dumb song anyway. Basically "sh*t was exploding and I saw a flag"

I always felt "America the Beautiful" would make a better anthem, but thats just me.

04.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I remember the last hoax 1 million americans died from. Get this idiot out of office, I don't care how!

04.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, just strait rat piss. But they'll believe it's beer

04.12.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some close ups of the command squad since BS only lets you post 4 pics at a time πŸ™„

04.12.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished painting Vulkan and the boys! This also marks a significant improvement to the quality of my painting 😁

#warhammer #painting #40k #salamanders #vulkanlives

04.12.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No people are garbage, but maga aren't people.

03.12.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything cons get their panties twisted over is some weird deep-rooted sex thing πŸ™„

03.12.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it. This time of year is particularly rough for me for a number of reasons. But even if all you do is survive the day. It is enough.

02.12.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone I've told was just like "yeah, that makes sense" πŸ’€

02.12.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen this movie, and I just want to skip to the bunker scene already

29.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mace is as fake as her chest

29.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I like that.

29.11.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, all I'm saying is if we eat just one billionaire the rest should fall in line.

29.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friendly reminder that the only reason we had so many afgan refugees was because ol' donnie surrendered to the taliban right before he lost the election.

28.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, that would be magnitudes less painful than what he'll actually say.

28.11.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? " ALT: a man in a blue robe says " who throws a shoe honestly ? "
28.11.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A line from Austin Powers just popped into my head.

28.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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