Chuck U. Farley

Party like it's 1692

Mexico's President Slams Trump Administration’s Sanctions On Mexican Banks The U.S. Treasury Department announced the sanctions Wednesday on the banks CIBanco and Intercam Banco and the brokerage Vector Casa de Bolsa.

IRONY IS DEAD!

Trump slaps sanctions on Mexican financial institutions and banks for... wait for it... criminal money laundering!

Truth Social is nothing but a Russian money laundering operation. It would not exist without Russian money pump and dump.

Interesting.

German Intelligence have just arrested two suspected Russia spies, they had US Sec Defence Hegseth's private phone number in their mobiles. (Der Speigel)

From Getty Images: U.S. President Donald Trump talks to reporters durning the White House Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC. The White House is expecting thousands of children and adults to participate in the annual tradition of rolling colored eggs down the White House lawn, which was started by President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1878. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

I'm not saying the news wire photographers kept intentionally lining Trump's head up with the Easter Bunny's ears, but they were absolutely doing that

Is everything a fucking opportunity to peddle merch in his eyes?

Jaysus.

“A photo” is “a burnt Haggadah on the first night of Passover in the home of the Jewish governor of Pennsylvania”

Total 🦗🦗 from the fascists dismantling 🇺🇸 higher education in the name of combating antisemitism. No one could possibly have predicted.

I just got a notification that the sumbitch is upping it to $50 a month.

From Marine Traffic, here's the moment of the crash between the oil tanker MV Stena Immaculate and a cargo vessel MV Solong. Live updates here www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...

Dow drops 400 points as market sell-off gains steam on recession fears: Live updates Stocks dropped as the selling pressures that dragged Wall Street last week persisted, while investors braced for a slew of economic data reports this week.

⬇️ Dow drops over 400 points on Monday as the selling pressures that dragged Wall Street last week persist, while investors brace for a slew of economic data reports this week that are fueling recession fears.

With recent events in mind, this seems a little on the nose.

one interesting thing happening is that OPM announced that 20K people have taken them up on deferred resignation, which is a) below the normal turnover rate, and b) staggeringly under the number they were targeting. it's also probably an overinflated lie.

What the actual fuck?!??!

“…and guys, I’m just telling you right now, that’s how you do it. You go so young, they don’t know any better, than to go with you. That’s it.”

-Mark Hartman
Sugar Creek Baptist Church,
Sugar Land, Texas

School vouchers only help people who are already sending their kids to private school. They can already afford it. It does nothing to make these schools accessible to low income families.

#NoPubicDollarsForPrivateSchools
#IBelieveInPublicEd

Hear me out on this one:

Bahahahaha GTFO chud

A Lab Test That Experts Liken to a Witch Trial Is Helping Send Women to Prison for Murder The “lung float” test claims to help determine if a baby was born alive or dead, but many medical examiners say it’s too unreliable. Yet the test is still being used to bring murder charges — and get…

The "lung float" test is being used to charge women with murder. Many experts say it's unreliable.

“There’s no way you can determine live birth versus stillbirth with this test," said one doctor, who called the test “an outrageous breach of science.”

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(Pub. Oct. 2023)

As the Ba'ath regime in Syria dissipates like a shawarma fart, I can't wait to see how the russians in Latakia handle the Dunkirk scenario.

Pass the popcorn.

It absolutely is. Those wannabe oligarchs can eat shit, lead, or guillotine blades.

Where’s JD been hiding now that musk took his spot?