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Neil Cake

@neilcake.bsky.social

I'm just trying to do music, mate. Alt rock type stuff mostly, but then I take loops of my songs and make them into hip-hop tracks to rap over as Dig Xaz. I am also in VIBE and The Madonna and the Whore. From Rotherham, S Yorks. Live in MCR. (He/Him)

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Dream sequences in films... kinda getting a bit tired of them now. They're just unnecessary... "this character is ruminating on this thing..."

Yeh, we know

"In their sleep. So that's somehow more meaningful."

Ok...

And... WAKE with a start

06.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out I have 23 tracks across the streaming services, and it looks like my distributor is finally getting around to my request to have them all removed from Exploitify. I mean Spotify.

06.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

banger all the way. In fact, the first 3 tracks should all be bangers (in the context of a 10-12 track album).

04.08.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does Alexa think it has anything I'd be remotely interested in being notified about?

And yet here I am, every day, having to use my voice and energy to tell Alexa to delete whatever these notifications are.

01.08.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@robbiddulph.bsky.social finally, "boom", Colette's self-portrait

31.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@robbiddulph.bsky.social and, "it's not called anything, it's just a bunny", also by Colette aged 6

31.07.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@robbiddulph.bsky.social Nancy the dinosaur by Colette, age 6

31.07.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, ok then, I'll take it

30.07.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I swap the pony for another blowie?

30.07.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the pedant in me wants to point out that scotch has to be aged for at least 3 years, so unless you've got a stock to be going on with, you've got a long, rainy wait. It can however be tomorrow's vodka.

29.07.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Maui song in Moana; pretty good.

The Maui song in Moana 2; complete dogshit

25.07.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I've got an idea for Moana 3; the Americans turn Moana's island into a military base, test nuclear weapons nearby and force Moana's descendants to scavenge from a nearby rubbish dump

25.07.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

- make last intro into an ending, and the actual ending follows it

*example of the kinds of notes I write myself in listening sessions

24.07.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Iwan Amersek Sometimes

something old from The Rapid Cycling...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob7H...

24.07.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Christian Rock Band by Neil Cake (c)2023
YouTube video by Half-Arsed Music Christian Rock Band by Neil Cake (c)2023

My 6 year old was listening to my music on her Alexa.

She said this one is stuck in her head

youtu.be/lv24kXwNP1o?...

She hasn't mentioned the swearing...

24.07.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that sort of thing.

I suppose I could fix my problem just by singing, "sometimes I don't feel like singing..."

It's just that in the moment, I'm thinking in the moment; "I don't feel like singing".

24.07.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I get depression I often think about writing a lyric; "I don't feel like singing...", because sometimes I just don't, can't, whatever.

But I never do because, how would I ever be able to sing it?

24.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Props for that GvsB one

23.07.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Penny Lane, The Beatles obvs

23.07.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Desolation Row, Bob Dylan

23.07.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Electric Avenue - Eddie Grant

23.07.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dead End Street - The Kinks. Could be a street name or just a description,but still

23.07.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol, but I don't think that's how you ask for it

23.07.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to do this too

20.07.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Picked this up for a quid yesterday.

I might let it jump to the front of my queue.

20.07.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for checking it out. Growin Up's on part 4 of the Not Completely Useless mini-albums, but I haven't finished it yet. The others are Can YOU Play With Me? and Comparing Belly Buttons. They're all there as singles, but collected as playlists.

16.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Half-Arsed Music Half-Arsed Music was a brand I thought of because I wanted to do music under a variety of names. I am Neil Cake. I am also Dig Xaz. I am in The Madonna and the Whore. I am in VIBE. I am in SnakeSkin ...

Ok here's some youtube.com/@half-arsedm...

16.07.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbour was playing Oasis in his garden last night.

I had to listen cos I was having a whitey on the floor of the back bedroom and couldn't lift my head up to put any music on.

I can confirm; I still think they're shit.

12.07.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for how long
after a smoke
ave you left a region in a song loopin
and not noticed?

10.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Can anyone suggest for me examples of songs with vocal counter melodies? I'm working on one and would like to see how they might be handled/mixed etc.

10.07.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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