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So excited to be part of this volume along some very talented people!
Thanks again @katharinemurphy.bsky.social & @oliviaglaze.bsky.social for the opportunity!

My new year resolution is to use ‘ontology’ and ‘epistemology’ knowingly rather than confidently

Sledding in Central Park on Christmas Eve is what childhood memories are made of.

Miracle on 34th Street: Me just getting tickets to Santaland in Herald Square

Gisèle, may your life be full of love, dignity and healing. I’m so sorry you had to be so brave

I still have no intention of watching White Lotus because I live on the upper east side and deal with enough awful rich white people

Me at every holiday party

I’m just saying that Joe Rogan might not be the worst thing on Spotify…

Look maybe Hell doesn’t exist but also there are two Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas albums

A hurricane alert on your phone but for SantaCon instead

‘We will continue to seek moments of hope’ is my new motto ❤️

don’t snitch about my keanu fanfic!

I’m mostly glad I don’t have a Goodreads that tracks all the embarrassing shit I read!

Teaching a class to SF students. Halfway through a picture frame starts shaking behind one of my students’ walls. ‘Is that an earthquake?’ he shouts out to housemate. It is. We continue. They all agree to grab a burrito after class. Did I just stumble into an SNL sketch on California

No one cares about your no one cares about your Spotify Wrapped comments

Found myself joking this morning about how new arrivals are ‘drops’ these days how everyone keeps ‘dropping things’ which is frankly quite careless lol and yes I guess I should start checking out senior care facilities

$40 million worth of cocaine found during traffic stop in Western Illinois — Chicago Sun-Times State police found more than 1,100 pounds of cocaine inside a semi-trailer during a stop Friday on Interstate 80 in Geneseo. Two men from Canada were charged with cocaine trafficking.

I guess someone was dreaming of a white Christmas

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Me: should we go and see Santa?
My seven year old: you know it’s not real Santa, right? You’re just taking a picture of your child next to a stranger

Here’s hoping people feed me baked good whenever they see me the

New glasses from when I’m not wearing lenses. And yes, they match my Ruby Woo lipstick

Death, taxes and my mother telling the same joke that nobody ever laughs at during every family gathering for the last 20 years because THIS time things will be different

My grandmother was the kindest most selfless person I know who worked for Amnesty and personally housed refugees but Bridge with the girls Tuesday evenings was SACRED. Now that I’m older, I too want my own Bridge coven.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!! Say hi to your parents from us :)

Hats off to the woman buying a frozen turkey at 11am, this is the delusional optimism we all need rn #DefyingGravity

I like this analogy! The buttery mash is definitely one of my comfort foods (it’s also great with crème fraiche and olive oil - the Ferrari of mash?)

Oh nice! I’m actually partial to a bit of turkey if it’s cooked properly which is why I’ll be ordering mine from a kitchen. Did it last year too and it was great! (We do a little Thanksgiving with our two American children so we don’t need a whole bird)

HOT TAKE! Daleks shouldn’t get window seats because it’s so disruptive every time they need to go to the restroom ugh

did this Dalek once pull the blind down on a flight and refused to pull it up any point

Also if you’re an American follower whose favourite Thanksgiving dish is turkey, please let me know! Every year I conduct an informal survey amongst students and NO ONE has ever picked turkey

Really looking forward to not hearing your endless airplane stories!