God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside THE HEAVENS—Groaning to Himself as the professionally dressed evangelists rounded the corner, the Lord God Almighty reportedly locked the gates of heaven Tuesday after spotting Mormon missionaries mil...

God Locks Heavenly Gates After Spotting Mormon Missionaries Milling Around Outside

I feel like the Icelandic Yule Cat, Jólakötturinn, is pretty well known at this point, but just in case you haven't heard... icelandicfolklore.is/the-yule-cat/

chuck, a 20-pound dog with a brindle coat, lounging in a blue sweater

sweater season for the chuckster

can we not do the "die hard is a Christmas movie" thing here please. "remember thing that wasn't entertaining or edifying on twitter but just a non-argument about which even the most bored person alive could not credibly be thought to actually care" can we not. for my Christmas present. please

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

Image of Ariana Grande performing at the 2024 Met Gala.

Image showcasing Republic Records’ statement: “There are no plans for a tour next year, but Ariana remains deeply appreciative of her fans and all their continued love, support and excitement.”

Ariana Grande does not currently have plans to tour next year, her label confirms.

At this point it’s been said in a hundred different ways, so I think people are being intentional about not getting it.

waiting for the day bluesky has polls so the interactive poll accounts move here too........ yes i want to imagine my life as a fairy

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

Fern Forest Cafe 🌿
Chiang Mai, Thailand

Street full of parked cars in Bordeaux France, Google photo from 2008.

Same location in Bordeaux photo taken by me in 2023.

Before & After: I don’t think people realize the extent to which parked cars degrade public space.

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

Screen message at Zayn Malik’s concert stating: “Liam Payne 1993-2024 Love you bro ❤️”

Liam Payne and Zayn Malik.

Zayn Malik pays tribute to Liam Payne on the screen at his show in Leeds tonight.

Calle de la Mantilla, Cartagena, Colombia.

People are willing to walk a lot farther when you make it a pleasant walk.

Getting older is fun.

Album cover for ‘Midnights.’

Taylor Swift for the ‘Midnights’ photoshoot wearing blue sparkly eyeshadow and a light red lipstick while standing in a gloomy room and looking at the camera sleepily.

‘Midnights’ by Taylor Swift becomes the fastest female album to surpass 10 BILLION streams in Spotify history.

Image of singer Adele performing on stage with a smile on her face.

Image of singer Taylor Swift performing on stage with a pink guitar in her hands.

Adele talking about Taylor Swift and her Eras Tour at a recent show:

“Isn't she finishing up soon? That's been a long f*cking tour. Girl needs some rest! She deserves her rest.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

Image of Miley Cyrus.

Image of Miley Cyrus.

Image of Miley Cyrus.

Image of Miley Cyrus.

Happy 32nd birthday to the talented Miley Cyrus.

I can’t believe Bruno Mars hasn’t gotten the easiest bag of his career by putting out a holiday album.

You’re laughing? People are taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that and you’re laughing?!?

horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>