Mel

Gonna ask my husband if he wants to see a pic of some cute tits then send him this💓

Three more words: Is. A. Cunt.

If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President.

Go hug my mom

The fact that I started singing this by the word runny🤣 this needs to be on a wall at a diner🩷🩷🩷👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

Do they all get deported now? Is that how this works?

This is my heaven

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

Well I personally can’t wait til I see his name on a headstone. Copied and pasted right from the Epstein files.

This has been my vocal stim for years. I feel seen.

fixed it for ya

Whats the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?Black eyed peas can sing us a song, chickpeas can only hummus one.

1 - trump speaking "the us will not let men steal trophies from women." - president trump, august 2025 2 - trump holding the nobel peace prize with the woman he stole it from - January 15, 2026

Oh, look. The white president who thinks that asylum seekers come from insane asylums, that the Norwegian government gives out the Nobel Peace Prize, that stealth bombers are invisible to the naked eye, and that windmills cause cancer is talking about which black people have a "low IQ" again.

Shocking. What a bunch of pieces of 💩

Still waiting patiently for the Big Beautiful Obituary

Same. Stay strong 💪🏻💪🏻✨✨

You can't make me afraid. Immigrants. They commit crimes 10x less than citizens. I don't fear them.
Drugs? Oh please, you want to tell me it's ok to buy 10 gallons of vodka but not a joint? I don't fear them.
The only thing I truly fear in 2026 are the Evangelical Christians and their faux leader.

Forbes is on the list.

Seems like they forgot to add the word “illegal”. But sure, complex works.

Solid group ❤️

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Gorgeous 💛 hello from the United States!

Just wanted to let you know I’ve been so inspired by your suggestion I’m making my husband go out and buy all the things you mentioned lol
Thank you again!!😋😋😋

Looks really good tbh ❣️

omg goat cheese and mozzarella 🤤🤤
thank you so much you as well! 💫💕

I’ve never tried this but it sounds amazing!