jess

real asf

am i supposed to cross post every tweet/bluesky i make, or do i have to come up with twice the amount of posts? my brain is working overtime and i don’t know how much longer i can keep up with this twisted world

i forgo this app existed lmao

stealing valour and giving it to the poor like i’m robin hood

newsky here what rules should i know before becoming a blueposter

i don’t know the ecosystem here, i don’t want to infringe on any endangered species (sheltered internet postcels)

getting back on bluesky while still using twitter i’m gonna go insane switching between two apps

my average screen time is about to double…

this is exactly what they said in the good place………

What’s up Bluesky nation

It's trite to say but it'll never stop annoying me that it all fell off because of the whims of some random unrelated billionaire who had nothing to do with anything. Somehow he got a vote on something hundreds of millions of people were using and outweighed all of them.

family feud answers that say smoke, swear, drink alcohol and lie

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It's becoming clearer by the day that cars are among the worst inventions in history and the world would be better off in countless ways had they never existed.

cool, man

fuck Nostr. TOo many fake people. if youre a real one come find me in the tree house where i'll be building my own social network using cups and string

good morninggggg! 🤓 I am 16 followers away from 21

posting on here just isn’t the same as twitter i fear

Let he who is without sin throw the first—ow! What the fuck, man! You sin all the time! You guys aren’t even listening to—ow! Stop it! My name is Jesus Christ and I am commanding you to—okay, you know what? Fuck you guys. None of you will see the Kingdom of Heaven, that’s a fucking promise.

that’s exactly what a serial killer on Bluesky would say…

imagine if oppenheimer callwd himself ken, and barbie said “now i am become death”. that’d be pretty crazy

threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas

man i don’t know what side of tiktok you’re on

hey all, nothing to post at the moment. just signed on to read some other peoples’ posts. don’t mind me

Ben Shapiro tweeting: All you need to know about #BarbieTheMovie  is that it unironically uses the word "patriarchy" more than 10 times.

fuck they made barbie woke. fuck. FUCK! how am I supposed to go about my day knowing my favorite doll isn’t in the freedom caucus? i need mom to get me a milk before i pass out

are tech companies intentionally trying to bring in the type of technology we used to hear about in dystopian science fiction

methinks somebody doth prolapse too much

i’m really glad the first day i started using this app was filled with discourse over silly people that write jokes instead of having racist billionaires boost nazi users on their platform

i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around