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It took me a moment to work out that you were talking about baseball and not getting violent on a picket line.

Dude: How long ya been in the city, honey?
Me: A week.
Dude: You’ll learn.

Me: *Looking like an easy mark in the TKTS line*
Woman: If I give you cash will you buy tickets for me? It’s cold out.
Me: No, I’ve been standing in this line and yo can too.
Woman: Pleaaaase? Come on!
Dad looking Dude in Line: HEY. She said FUCK OFF.
Me: Thank you.

Ben kept one for about two years. He named her Natasha, and it took me an embarrassingly long time to put that together.

Don’t worry! Black widows don’t actually bite people and they only eat their husbands in captivity, not in the wild. They’re much less scary than their reputation!

“From the depths” by William Balfour-Ker. A lavish party of the wealth is interrupted by an upraised fist breaking through their dance floor; underneath we can see the entire party venue is built on the shoulders of the marginalized and lower classes.

“From The Depths,” William Balfour Ker

Rare audio. Celia Black, 1974 - 114 years old, remembering the slave fields. Her voice isn't ancient history — it's a reminder we're only a generation removed from this.

Think you know American history? You don't.

🧠ERASED reveals what they buried.
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Have they seen The Birdcage?

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Don’t boop a bobby on the nose.

Oh gosh, for a second I thought this was a plug for Talk Nerdy and I nearly had a brain meltdown.

Aww, what a sweetie! That little nose is so shiny!

Let’s. Do. This. 😎✨

#ScathingAtheist Diatribe 629 by Noah Lugeons

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What the fuck.

It’s tasty, I won’t lie. But not more tasty than human rights.

As an adult though? I haven’t shopped at Hobby Lobby or eaten at Chic Fil A since 2009.

Evangelical Childhood here: we “boycotted” all manner of things. Because a) pointless virtue signaling and b) it’s a lot easier to tell your kid you’re “boycotting” Disney than that you’re too poor to go.

Oops 😬

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

When I said it would be nice to live in precidented times, this is NOT WHAT I MEANT.

😂 That makes a LOT more sense!

I’ll have to watch the whole thing!

I think my brain blended that with escargot! 😂

I haven’t seen it in its entirety, but my aunt did the choreo reconstruction for the movie!

I honestly don’t know if he wants to know if it’s a French snail or poisoned rye bread.

Always.

You are *perfect* at being you. And you are the only person who gets to say who you are. You are loved, wanted, and needed, and nothing in the world can change that.

I thought you meant this kind.

Oh lort.

They always sound like that. Takes a little while to get used to. We live right beside Futemma Air Base, so we get ospreys overhead several times per day.