Rowan

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Picture of a bedroom interior with firmly shut double glazed window through which a seven foot tendril of wisteria has somehow invaded like a fucking triffid.

Grow wisteria, they said. It may be a bit vigorous, but it's not like you'll go away for two weeks and it will literally BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. Or anything.

Ever grateful to the Neolithic dreamer who tried a tiny, sour wild cherry and said “I can fix her”

I love you so much, and I'm so glad you're able to get help.

miranda's fucking wonderful and if you can, please please send 'em some money

I know lots of you have strong opinions on this topic, so I hope this will be of interest:

"You are being asked to participate in a survey of romance authors and readers that is being conducted by Prof. Bridget Kies in the Film Studies and Production program at Oakland University."

I saw a sign for "Twilight firewood" and another pointing the way to the "treaty line"--ie, the border of the reservation. That last one took my breath away, holy shit y'all

Also a rock on the beach, written in charcoal: I hate Twilight. Also driftwood REDWOODS, wtf??

One of my favorite stops tbh

An adorable bottle in the shape of a crab with large, serious eyes.

This one is for @franzanth.bsky.social —a crab bottle! I love him. He is from somewhere between 2300-200 BC.

With outrageous horseshit like that I can see why!

For real, tho, go check out this website!

Amazing paleo and modern animal plushes, lots of unique one-offs, and downloadable patterns for makers!

Man, I have a stuck idea that I've only been as far north as Pittsburgh, and that's just not true anymore. Get outta here, thought!

Furthest I've been from Raleigh:

N: Edinburgh, Scotland
E: Paris, France
S: Key West, Florida
W: Waimea, Hawaii

(But furthest north in North America is Snoqualmie Falls in Washington--the Twin Peaks place)

I've been to Forks!! The hustle was incredible, and Hoh rain forest is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen

I didn't know that, thank you!

camp mystic did the same thing btw. beyond tragic.

"Since 2013, the owners have successfully petitioned to remove 30 buildings from the official floodplain, including an infirmary, an arts and crafts building and an office."

Almost makes me glad to have no connections to speak of, jfc

Uno is in fact fucking great

A perfect beast

All dolly zooms ever

Can you imagine?

I saw someone point out that we tell dogs and cats no, but only praise dogs when they do actually drop it or whatever, so now I try to praise Ginny when she listens. I think it helps.

Plus all these button pets have me trying to figure out what she really needs when she has Frustrations

I showed up for a meeting on my otherwise day off...a full hour early. On accident.

But tell me again how ADHD isn't real/being over diagnosed!

I'm more pissed about MacFadyen and Ahmed, but it's bad news across the board

vibe: it’s three a.m. and you’re waiting in a heavily air-conditioned car in the 7-eleven parking lot for your drunk friend to select a slurpee flavor so you can go home

So far I'm really enjoying Baldur's Gate, except for how often it fully crashes

Damn, is it really that bad there? The overall UK for sure, but I definitely had the impression that Scotland was much better (while aware that not that much is devolved)

I hope it went well!

This is my favorite meme. For whatever reason it just never fails to tickle me.

When Liam O'Brien said "OHH I AM STYABBED" a happy little worm made a cozy little bed up in my brain forever

We saw Fantastic Four yesterday and it was great, except apparently not even Reed Richards could save New York from Robert Moses