you're laughing. santa landed on the roof, caused a 6" icicle to fall on my Sonic 3 vinyl wrapped Cybertruck (it's completely totaled), and you're laughing?
i whisper "i wonder...." as i open the weiner hole on my underwear. the weiner hole nobody ever uses. i reach in and just as i touch my peenae the FBI explodes the battery in my phone, blowing my legs off
everyone sure values resourcefulness and improvisation until they can *allegedly* taste the ketchup in the cookie icing
they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet
(when a mutual doesn't like my reply within 26 ms) are you mad at me
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Animal Crossing: vile, capitalist, opportunistic scum
The raccoon who wants to use me to open a store in Stardew Valley: precious, entrepreneur, local business family I would die for
Regarding the post about getting a library card even if you don't use it as it impacts funding: yes, and you also have to use it.
*chuckles condescendingly*
it’s spelled “real” big fish
Me: [leaning in for a kiss] "Thanks for all you do for me."
Barista: [leans back] “Ma'am, just pay for the coffee please.”
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
i regularly think about the way that somebody could've joined naughty dog 15 years ago and spent literally their entire career working on two games over and over again
Put 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 sample 👏🏼 size 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 abstract 👏🏼
I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this
(me in a cave 40,000 years ago) you're gonna draw another bull, huh. real exciting
Apple Macintosh
made in #picoCAD
#lowpoly #pixelart #3D #pico8 #apple #mac
What a hectic pre finals week
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
