My pals at @vidiots.bsky.social created an interactive experience during the film breaking fakeout scene in their screening of Gremlins 2: The New Batch last weekend. It's even better than what I had hoped to do in 1990! 😁
[Daughter makes little worms out of play-doh]
Wife, jokingly: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Daughter, without hesitation: YES!
Wife: Awww—
Daughter: I LOVE worms!
Wife: ah.
New episode of Big City Greens this morning! “Saxon Saxability” might be my favorite script I wrote for season 4. And man, the art, the music, the casting…. Everyone hit it out of the park. Watch on Disney Channel now (and Disney+ at some point in the future)
I can’t wait
This one, a pitch that became Saxon Saxability, and a third idea that didn’t go anywhere
Animation timelines are wild. In January 2023, I interviewed for a staffing job on Big City Greens and pitched an idea called “Chocolate Santa.” Tomorrow, after working here for over two years, it’ll finally air on Disney+
So, check out my first episode… and the many more that will come after!
A Great War is brewing…
this is my new kink
You want thingamabobs?
I’ve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs
If I’m reading this sign correctly, this faucet sprays spaghetti
This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”
🎶 It’s the Mickey Mouse
Roadhouse
Come inside
There’s blood inside
“Legs! I Need Legs! LEGS!”
Altoona desperately trying to be known for something other than its pizza
Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
An actor should embody their character truthfully. A bold character may take up more physical space, while a meek one will make little xylophone tinkles when they tiptoe
“Oh god! [stab] what are you doing [stabs harder]”
Yeah, yeah! Now you’re talkin’ with springs in your throat!
Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”
“Many?” Really?
MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?
Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
Playing with my food, Friday
Look, I developed a sense of humor to hide my complete lack of athletic ability
It’s stunning. On top of that, quite a choice to call them “the people I Thanksgiving with” instead of, say, “friends” or “family”
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.’s family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today
One day I will find out what vanilla chili or hickory flan tastes like, but today is not that day
Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it
“Harry Potter on the island”
- my wife, trying to remember the movie “Swiss Army Man”
