My pals at @vidiots.bsky.social created an interactive experience during the film breaking fakeout scene in their screening of Gremlins 2: The New Batch last weekend. It's even better than what I had hoped to do in 1990! π
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[Daughter makes little worms out of play-doh]
Wife, jokingly: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Daughter, without hesitation: YES!
Wife: Awwwβ
Daughter: I LOVE worms!
Wife: ah.
09.07.2025 19:08 β
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New episode of Big City Greens this morning! βSaxon Saxabilityβ might be my favorite script I wrote for season 4. And man, the art, the music, the castingβ¦. Everyone hit it out of the park. Watch on Disney Channel now (and Disney+ at some point in the future)
28.06.2025 15:12 β
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I canβt wait
16.04.2025 04:21 β
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This one, a pitch that became Saxon Saxability, and a third idea that didnβt go anywhere
16.04.2025 03:40 β
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Animation timelines are wild. In January 2023, I interviewed for a staffing job on Big City Greens and pitched an idea called βChocolate Santa.β Tomorrow, after working here for over two years, itβll finally air on Disney+
So, check out my first episode⦠and the many more that will come after!
15.04.2025 21:51 β
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A Great War is brewingβ¦
05.04.2025 01:47 β
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I feel bad for you. Thanks it's been a rough week
27.04.2024 16:49 β
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this is my new kink
09.01.2025 19:17 β
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You want thingamabobs?
Iβve got twenty
But who cares
No big deal
I want mooooooooore
I want 21 thingamabobs
08.01.2025 03:55 β
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If Iβm reading this sign correctly, this faucet sprays spaghetti
05.01.2025 04:50 β
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An excerpt from βThe Wonderful Wizard of Ozβ: The King Crow flew at the Scarecrow, who caught it by the head and twisted its neck until it died. And then another crow flew at him, and the Scarecrow twisted its neck also. There were forty crows, and forty times the Scarecrow twisted a neck, until at last all were lying dead beside him.β
This moment from L. Frank Baumβs βThe Wonderful Wizard of Ozβ was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrowβs beloved song, βIf I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necksβ
27.12.2024 05:06 β
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πΆ Itβs the Mickey Mouse
Roadhouse
Come inside
Thereβs blood inside
16.12.2024 00:16 β
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βLegs! I Need Legs! LEGS!β
10.12.2024 01:58 β
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An image and description from Wikipedia of the culinary abomination known as Altoona-style pizza: "Altoona-style pizza is a distinct type of pizza created in the city of Altoona, Pennsylvania, by the Altoona Hotel. The definitive characteristics of Altoona-style pizza are a Sicilian-style pizza dough, tomato sauce, sliced green bell pepper, salami, topped with American cheese and pizzas cut into squares instead of wedges."
Altoona desperately trying to be known for something other than its pizza
09.12.2024 18:53 β
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Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.
05.12.2024 01:24 β
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An actor should embody their character truthfully. A bold character may take up more physical space, while a meek one will make little xylophone tinkles when they tiptoe
04.12.2024 22:05 β
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βOh god! [stab] what are you doing [stabs harder]β
04.12.2024 22:01 β
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Yeah, yeah! Now youβre talkinβ with springs in your throat!
04.12.2024 21:57 β
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Acting tip: if you have a line like βwhat are you doing?β Or βwhere are you going?β pronounce the last word so it rhymes with βboing.β This is called βmaking a choiceβ
04.12.2024 21:55 β
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βMany?β Really?
MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?
Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
03.12.2024 21:08 β
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Playing with my food, Friday
02.12.2024 19:11 β
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Look, I developed a sense of humor to hide my complete lack of athletic ability
02.12.2024 19:10 β
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Itβs stunning. On top of that, quite a choice to call them βthe people I Thanksgiving withβ instead of, say, βfriendsβ or βfamilyβ
28.11.2024 19:43 β
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A comment on a cranberry sauce recipe reading, βI have a far more refined palette than the people I Thanksgiving with, so Iβm forced to keep it simple lest it doesnβt get touched. I add some vanilla beans taken from one of my jars of extract and one slice of orange peel. A delicious happy medium, methinks. So simple!β
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.βs family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today
28.11.2024 19:33 β
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One day I will find out what vanilla chili or hickory flan tastes like, but today is not that day
27.11.2024 04:54 β
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Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing Iβm asking for disaster, doing nothing about it
27.11.2024 04:49 β
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βHarry Potter on the islandβ
- my wife, trying to remember the movie βSwiss Army Manβ
19.09.2024 03:46 β
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