Old Internet Image Macros

chuck norris pokemon card - evolved from jesus - first ability is The Chuck Glare. second ability is Roundhouse Kick with text "If Chuck Norris uses this move its all over." weakness: none, resistance: everything, retreat cost: chuck norris never retreats

guy making a very excited face spinning a holiday noisemaker with the text OMG IT SPINS!

image of a teenage boy wearing a shitty superhero outfit completely horizontal in mid-air jumping onto a bed

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picture of someone in a true-to-size totoro costume standing with an umbrella at a bus stop

a small orange kitten sitting on a laptop with a picture of a cat looking at a computer screen with a picture of another kitten looking at a computer monitor with another cat looking at another picture of a cat and so on and so forth

a photoshopped version of the poster for 2001: A Space Odyssey but the title has been edited to read "2001: minute of dialogue scenes"

msn messenger screenshot but edited to be "Matrix Messenger", showing Neo logged in with various contacts from the matrix films

photo of fiesta cat, with a fancy hat an 3d glasses and a tobacco pipe

picture of a newspaper front page cropped to the bottom. there is a header next to the table of contents that says Deaths with placeholder text that says "DEATHS ARE COMING"

british airways poster from a movie with the text edited to say "We'll eat you. British Airways"

dom deluise dressed as a chef giving the middle finger with the text "THE ANSWER IS NO!"

photoshop of a Goosebumps book with green slime going down a set of stairs. the title has been edited to say THE TOILET'S FUCKING CLOGGED

image of a pepto-bismol bottle photoshopped to say PINK SHIT

a photoshopped poster for the film Gone In 60 Seconds, except the title is "Oregon In 60 Days" and the photos are edited to show various scenes from the PC game Oregon Trail

pink flyer posted to a wall with a conspicuous crumple in the bottom left corner that reads "DO NOT TAKE THIS FLYER DOWN THERE IS A VERY ANGRY HORNET HIDING BEHIND IT WHO WILL STING YOU IN THE NECK OH GOD SEE THAT BULGY RIGHT THERE THAT'S HIM".

screencap of an NFL football game on ESPN. the overlay shows the NFL logo and the text "NFL GENERIC" with the text "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG" underneath

photoshopped image of a pong arcade cabinet. the name of the game is PING and the screen shows "142ms"

an image of a cat with a paw touching a laptop keyboard. the text says "DO U KNO HOW 2 FYAD?" the fyad forum is superimposed over the laptop screen