Mike

WebMD was always like "it could be an ingrown toenail, or ... it could be cancer, you should see a doctor immediately!"

I wish so many people didn't make it their mission in life to suck the joy out of everything around them.

The EPA rolling back the endangerment finding for greenhouse gasses really does seem like their response to our going over a cliff is "hell ya! let's punch the gas!"

The women around him seem to be okay with his behavior, so all of these reactions from other dudes just looks like some kind of weird parasocial insecurity.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Heck. I still want to know why my GPU lights up. Do people just sit and look inside their case all day instead of, you know, actually using the PC to do something useful?

A completely insane rant someone paid to have shoveled onto people's feeds on X. You really don't want to read this unless you hate yourself.

Everything is going great, completely normal on X.

The adventure begins! Be strong, mom ;)

I feel you. When I was a little kid, had some crab cakes that gave me food poisioning and I was puking for days. The smell of them still brings on memories, decades later.

Sidenote: Deep Purple's "Machine Head" is the first album I ever had as a kid. One of my mom's cool girlfriends gave it to me as a birthday gift.

"pedestrian dadrock tastes"

Oh dear, the knives have come out.

But, but ... you don't understand. He *needs* the scissors. Very important, mom!

We, as a species, are cooked. Nature needs to move on and try again.

"They don't mean me."

Yes friends, yes they do.

a black and white photo of a crowd of people with the words the canadians written on the bottom Alt: a black and white photo of a crowd of people with the words "the canadians, they walk among us"

Happy Canada Day 🍁

Well, of course. That's how the aliens from Zeta Reticuli communicate with us, isn't it? Telepathy, in the shower?

We all know women can't resist a bowl cut.

I had a lunch that included a cheese made with Carolina Reapers.

Now the real payment has come due.

The bishop out there just rejecting innovative uses of technology

The BBB is “Robinhood in reverse.”

Make sure your reps have heard from you on this regardless of party.

🙏🏼 @ellecordova.bsky.social

My AC kicked on and I could swear I heard what sounded like two people having a conversation (very faint, in the background). It turned off, and the conversation stopped.

I may be going insane.

every time I load a youtube video I get to watch my adblocker fighting for its life

Junior needs to stop the squirm and let mom chill.

Congress abdicated their authority decades ago. They always want someone else to do the heavy lifting, just in case a hard vote means they're out of a job.

So yeah, the idea that they're "fine" while on the endangered species list is clearly bullshit.

I imagine they have access their own property, but (presuming they're responsible), don't have dogs running loose, etc. A quick search says that fines for disrupting their habitat can be $5-25K and up to 6 months in jail, so not something I'd screw around with for sure.

No argument, just saying that it's also likely a "happy coincidence" for wealthy beachfront owners who prefer the unwashed masses don't traipse around their homes.

Could be the GenX in me, but this performative bullshit is nonsense. Trump has already been impeached, and what exactly did that accomplish? Please, tell me how those exercises improved anything or even changed anyone's mind? One could argue it even contributed to him being re-elected.

Although, two things could be true at the same time. They want to let protected birds do their thing (apparently May-August) and also keep the riff-raff off their beachfront property.

Using this next time I need to explain a deadlock in software