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Aka Squid Grow. Widow/Jerk/Goblin Main focus is cannabis (Canadian, located in Toronto. All cannabis content is from legal activities) but general life stuff too. Grumpiness and exasperation await! NAFO

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that's the one, yes

25.11.2024 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly you have found the very spirit of goblinism itself! I give to you the jar of bleach, may it find its way into a gas tank, rust the tank out & cause the engine to seize mightily. Also to pay tribute to your humaness, I give you a pair of perfectly good socks! Humans like nice socks.
14,298 XP

10.10.2023 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huzzah! A goblin bounty! Quest gladly reset!

09.10.2023 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No gobliny remedy never arrived ๐Ÿ˜ž.
The prize of ยฅ298 of bleach to put in a car's gas tank remains unawarded and you only receive 3XP.
To restart your quest please provide a cup of warm hair for me to add to the bag of pre-chewed gum.

09.10.2023 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have trust issues and assume everyone is trying to exploit me as well, but I think I am right here, exact dame strings posted to literally every account is a bit too obviously the software itself sending them. So exploitative.

08.10.2023 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't this service want money to reveal who said what? Then it's trivial to assume it's the service itself sending those as knowing who has a crush on you is something people will pay for, thereby screwing with people's feelings for a quick buck.

08.10.2023 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kosher Kush cannabis plants in the height of stretching for bloom in a mess due to training to control height.

Kosher Kush cannabis plants in the height of stretching for bloom in a mess due to training to control height.

Well this week has been crisis filled & only moreso as time goes on so no wacky text to go w/ ๐ŸŒฒ this picture. And 2 things;
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.

08.10.2023 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds like a fun way to approach it. I in general answer anything anyone ever asks me, and if the answer makes them uncomfortable, all the more fun for me!

08.10.2023 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I admit my ego fears setting up an anon ask for myself, there would be two comments and both would just be "loser! Lols!" but in more creative words ๐Ÿคฃ. Hope there are fun questions and no creeps!

08.10.2023 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's like a photo of what I thought myself and my future was going to literally be like by now with a murderous Snoopy by my side roaming the wastelands. Ahhh, what could have been. . .

08.10.2023 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a hint left alone makes for a lame side quest, pat that, you must search your inner goblin for the answer.
Here, take this, it'll help you in your quest *hands over a shopping brimming with pre-chewed gum with nuts mixed in*

07.10.2023 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, fine, BUT have training tomorrow and the person in question will be there so I will beat the tar out of them with a stick.

07.10.2023 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My brain is flurzzled, everything is sore, I could use a gobliny remedy.

07.10.2023 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are sometimes rumours that I am a good person. There may even be rumours about the last few days.
These are lies, I am an imbecile, coward and foremost a true goblin.
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(Whispers)gobin life

07.10.2023 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serious post, if there are any indoor growers in Toronto who have any sort of growth medium pests (eg fungus gnats, thrips, anything that spends at least part of its life cycle in the ground) I have some spare stratiolaelaps scimitus I can give for free. Can only store them a day or two.

05.10.2023 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why didn't anyone tell me it's fat bear week? IT'S MY WEEK! ALL PRAISE AND HIT ON ME!!!!

04.10.2023 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nope, though you know the frozen mac and cheese with the extra-ly processed cheese substance on top, have burritoized that AND ate it over the sink with a takeout container lid as a plate while being very sad at least once. This is even more processed!
๐ŸŒฏโค๏ธ it's soul poison!โค๏ธ๐ŸŒฏ

04.10.2023 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dinner tonight is basically a goblin crime. Of course the favourite thing we goblins do is commit goblin crimes.
It involves things that shouldn't be wrapped in a tortilla being wrapped in a tortilla such that the combination insults the very idea of burritos.
GOBLIN LIFE!!!

04.10.2023 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A box divided into sections with various mosses growing in each section, labelled in Japanese and in English the box is labeled "Moss the Interrupter".

A box divided into sections with various mosses growing in each section, labelled in Japanese and in English the box is labeled "Moss the Interrupter".

04.10.2023 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A MILLION TIMES THAT!

04.10.2023 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Museum Of Crime (The Simpsons)
From season 8 episode 25: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Museum Of Crime (The Simpsons)

Because it would make me sad[der] if anyone didn't know the California Cheeseburger reference, here it is in all its glory! Quick, watch it before the Marburg virus in the vaccine is activated by 5G during the emergency services test turns me into a zombie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv4a...

04.10.2023 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A close up of a section of a canopy of a cannabis grow.  Branches have been recently tucked under a trellis to control vertical height and the plant's branches are still adapting to the new configuration.

A close up of a section of a canopy of a cannabis grow. Branches have been recently tucked under a trellis to control vertical height and the plant's branches are still adapting to the new configuration.

Form follows function in this deadly & clearly very twisted marijuana plant. Don't be fooled by the "toke-heads" and their lies they spew around mouthfuls of California Cheeseburger, they are being compelled by the devils brussel sprout to recruit more souls for hell!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!

04.10.2023 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, but what was the real Marburg virus all along?
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Yes the conspiracy is that dumb.

04.10.2023 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use gimp and I am happy with the output for post work. That's me though, I try to do everything possible in camera so very little needs doing by that point.
Try is the key word of course

04.10.2023 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all stuff the other software does just with less friendly names and all variables exposed, but yeah it was a steep learning curve.

04.10.2023 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I use rawtherapee, but the access to all the math scratches my itches.

04.10.2023 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit of a reach on that joke but I giggled so it's a win

04.10.2023 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bicycle with a chain guard that says "Fromage Le Choix" for some reason.

A bicycle with a chain guard that says "Fromage Le Choix" for some reason.

04.10.2023 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got back into job searching and applications last week. I have not applied to a single cannabis job. The industry is built to market garbage to gullible customers and that's it. No one inside the industry actually cares about science. Hell, half are convoy losers.
EVERY other pasture is greener.

04.10.2023 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I hope if You scored any seeds from the bud I sent you you kept them because you may soon get to grow those

04.10.2023 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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