(((Squid Pants)))

(((Squid Pants)))

@squidpants.bsky.social

Aka Squid Grow. Widow/Jerk/Goblin Main focus is cannabis (Canadian, located in Toronto. All cannabis content is from legal activities) but general life stuff too. Grumpiness and exasperation await! NAFO

149 Followers 85 Following 571 Posts Joined Jul 2023
1 year ago

that's the one, yes

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2 years ago

Truly you have found the very spirit of goblinism itself! I give to you the jar of bleach, may it find its way into a gas tank, rust the tank out & cause the engine to seize mightily. Also to pay tribute to your humaness, I give you a pair of perfectly good socks! Humans like nice socks.
14,298 XP

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2 years ago

Huzzah! A goblin bounty! Quest gladly reset!

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2 years ago

No gobliny remedy never arrived 😞.
The prize of Β₯298 of bleach to put in a car's gas tank remains unawarded and you only receive 3XP.
To restart your quest please provide a cup of warm hair for me to add to the bag of pre-chewed gum.

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2 years ago

I have trust issues and assume everyone is trying to exploit me as well, but I think I am right here, exact dame strings posted to literally every account is a bit too obviously the software itself sending them. So exploitative.

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2 years ago

Doesn't this service want money to reveal who said what? Then it's trivial to assume it's the service itself sending those as knowing who has a crush on you is something people will pay for, thereby screwing with people's feelings for a quick buck.

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2 years ago
Kosher Kush cannabis plants in the height of stretching for bloom in a mess due to training to control height.

Well this week has been crisis filled & only moreso as time goes on so no wacky text to go w/ 🌲 this picture. And 2 things;
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.

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2 years ago

That sounds like a fun way to approach it. I in general answer anything anyone ever asks me, and if the answer makes them uncomfortable, all the more fun for me!

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2 years ago

I admit my ego fears setting up an anon ask for myself, there would be two comments and both would just be "loser! Lols!" but in more creative words 🀣. Hope there are fun questions and no creeps!

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2 years ago

That's like a photo of what I thought myself and my future was going to literally be like by now with a murderous Snoopy by my side roaming the wastelands. Ahhh, what could have been. . .

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2 years ago

As a hint left alone makes for a lame side quest, pat that, you must search your inner goblin for the answer.
Here, take this, it'll help you in your quest *hands over a shopping brimming with pre-chewed gum with nuts mixed in*

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2 years ago

Well, fine, BUT have training tomorrow and the person in question will be there so I will beat the tar out of them with a stick.

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2 years ago

My brain is flurzzled, everything is sore, I could use a gobliny remedy.

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2 years ago

There are sometimes rumours that I am a good person. There may even be rumours about the last few days.
These are lies, I am an imbecile, coward and foremost a true goblin.
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(Whispers)gobin life

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2 years ago

Serious post, if there are any indoor growers in Toronto who have any sort of growth medium pests (eg fungus gnats, thrips, anything that spends at least part of its life cycle in the ground) I have some spare stratiolaelaps scimitus I can give for free. Can only store them a day or two.

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2 years ago

Why didn't anyone tell me it's fat bear week? IT'S MY WEEK! ALL PRAISE AND HIT ON ME!!!!

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2 years ago

Nope, though you know the frozen mac and cheese with the extra-ly processed cheese substance on top, have burritoized that AND ate it over the sink with a takeout container lid as a plate while being very sad at least once. This is even more processed!
🌯❀️ it's soul poison!❀️🌯

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2 years ago

Dinner tonight is basically a goblin crime. Of course the favourite thing we goblins do is commit goblin crimes.
It involves things that shouldn't be wrapped in a tortilla being wrapped in a tortilla such that the combination insults the very idea of burritos.
GOBLIN LIFE!!!

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2 years ago
A box divided into sections with various mosses growing in each section, labelled in Japanese and in English the box is labeled "Moss the Interrupter".
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2 years ago

A MILLION TIMES THAT!

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2 years ago
YouTube
Museum Of Crime (The Simpsons) From season 8 episode 25: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Because it would make me sad[der] if anyone didn't know the California Cheeseburger reference, here it is in all its glory! Quick, watch it before the Marburg virus in the vaccine is activated by 5G during the emergency services test turns me into a zombie!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv4a...

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2 years ago
A close up of a section of a canopy of a cannabis grow.  Branches have been recently tucked under a trellis to control vertical height and the plant's branches are still adapting to the new configuration.

Form follows function in this deadly & clearly very twisted marijuana plant. Don't be fooled by the "toke-heads" and their lies they spew around mouthfuls of California Cheeseburger, they are being compelled by the devils brussel sprout to recruit more souls for hell!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!

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2 years ago

Ok, but what was the real Marburg virus all along?
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Yes the conspiracy is that dumb.

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2 years ago

I use gimp and I am happy with the output for post work. That's me though, I try to do everything possible in camera so very little needs doing by that point.
Try is the key word of course

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2 years ago

It's all stuff the other software does just with less friendly names and all variables exposed, but yeah it was a steep learning curve.

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2 years ago

I use rawtherapee, but the access to all the math scratches my itches.

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2 years ago

Bit of a reach on that joke but I giggled so it's a win

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2 years ago
A bicycle with a chain guard that says "Fromage Le Choix" for some reason.
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2 years ago

Got back into job searching and applications last week. I have not applied to a single cannabis job. The industry is built to market garbage to gullible customers and that's it. No one inside the industry actually cares about science. Hell, half are convoy losers.
EVERY other pasture is greener.

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2 years ago

Well I hope if You scored any seeds from the bud I sent you you kept them because you may soon get to grow those

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