Jared Simpson @jared-simpson

a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed . ALT: a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed .

11.08.2025 05:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am distraught

31.07.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Giants Lose

LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11

I feel deflated. Just like this offense.

Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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13.07.2025 23:09 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

I'm going to miss the beginning of the game (previous commitment), so no scoring lots of runs without me...

I know I can count on the Giants to listen to me. 😒

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA

12.07.2025 01:32 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

the giants really need to stop, this isn't healthy

05.07.2025 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when sad as fuck, extremely strong prickly pear margarita is immaculate

18.06.2025 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An image from King of the Hill with text reading 'I'm not questioning your authority, I'm completely denying its existence.'

The Council: Hi

Shepard:

14.06.2025 16:00 — 👍 156 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 0

best team in baseball

14.06.2025 04:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the giants are the best team in baseball. f the dodgers

14.06.2025 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no one was more surprised he caught it than himself

14.06.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Sometimes, Schmitt happens... in a GRAND style!

SF 5, LA 1
Top 3

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA
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14.06.2025 03:00 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

crying screaming throwing up BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL

14.06.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think we’ve seen enough of the game, they should just call it. game over. giants win. hell, giants sweep.

14.06.2025 02:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

go giants, best team in baseball

14.06.2025 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and the dodgers lost again. life is good.

07.06.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

best team in baseball

07.06.2025 05:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the giants are the best team in baseball

07.06.2025 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the sf giants are the best team in baseball. i will be taking no questions at this time...

04.06.2025 04:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one day @dukeofwhales.bsky.social will post again. and a glorious day it shall be.

01.06.2025 06:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Baldur's Gate 3, Ghost of Tsushima, or Expedition 33.

26.05.2025 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is the best trilogy in all of gaming, facts.

26.05.2025 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me too

24.05.2025 03:52 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

same

24.05.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am getting so fucked over on my student loans this is insane, i've called 4 times in the last couple weeks and have been given 4 completely different answers. love this.

20.05.2025 00:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

having a house is fucking wild

17.05.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when we fight we win is written on a blue background ALT: when we fight we win is written on a blue background

Giants Win!

SF 14, CHC 5
FINAL/11

It was an unconventional win on an unconventional night.

#SFGiants ⚾️🥃 #BeatCubs
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07.05.2025 03:06 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1

happy star wars day. The Last Jedi is the best star wars movie ever made.

05.05.2025 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mass Effect: Legendary Edition is on sale for $6 on Steam right now. Three whole games. The value combo meals at McDonald's cost more than that now. @biowareproblems.bsky.social

03.05.2025 12:25 — 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1

my exact dilemma

25.04.2025 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

An image of a woman pointing at the screen with text reading 'You got me there'.

Me: I'm going to play something new

Mass Effect Legendary Edition: Play me again

Me: But I've already played you

MELE: And?

Me:

25.04.2025 16:00 — 👍 54 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

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