Jared Simpson

An image of Shepard telling Joker to evacuate the Normandy SR1 at the start of Mass Effect 2. The text reads "Houston I have so many problems".

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An image of Commander Shepard. The text reads 'don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.'

this cast is too dam good to mess up the story. hope that doesn't happen.

the percy jackson show is really starting to grind my gears. it's getting a lot right and while it's not strayed quite as far as the movies, it's making some decisions that's making me think we're gonna get to that point where the story has changed too much.

i feel so bad for Bills fans

Vic Michaelis being on Last Meals directly after Matt Mercer is such a banger back to back combo.

i am distraught

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Giants Lose

LAD 5, SF 2
FINAL/11

I feel deflated. Just like this offense.

Let’s take a few days off and regroup. And by regroup, I mean drink 🥃

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️
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I'm going to miss the beginning of the game (previous commitment), so no scoring lots of runs without me...

I know I can count on the Giants to listen to me. 😒

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA

the giants really need to stop, this isn't healthy

when sad as fuck, extremely strong prickly pear margarita is immaculate

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The Council: Hi

Shepard:

best team in baseball

the giants are the best team in baseball. f the dodgers

no one was more surprised he caught it than himself

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Sometimes, Schmitt happens... in a GRAND style!

SF 5, LA 1
Top 3

#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA
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crying screaming throwing up BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL

i think we’ve seen enough of the game, they should just call it. game over. giants win. hell, giants sweep.

go giants, best team in baseball

and the dodgers lost again. life is good.

best team in baseball

the giants are the best team in baseball

the sf giants are the best team in baseball. i will be taking no questions at this time...

one day @dukeofwhales.bsky.social will post again. and a glorious day it shall be.

Baldur's Gate 3, Ghost of Tsushima, or Expedition 33.

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is the best trilogy in all of gaming, facts.

Me too

same