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Here for the bad #CPFC takes. Some Beeb Sport/SLP posts with the occasional FYP pod appearance. Skol Vikes and all that.

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Have they seen a left armer before?

04.12.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here I was thinking he played well

04.12.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oliver Glasner: β€˜If you have soup every day it’s nice, but as soon as you have beef you want more beef’ The Crystal Palace manager answers The Athletic's questions and talks about why he has been vocal in pushing for the club to progress

Oliver Glasner very clear on why he is so ambitious & pushes everyone as hard as he can

Reiterates need for progress at Palace but insists it's not his wish or goal that's important but what's good for club.

Seemed to dismiss suggestion it's like Eintracht #CPFC

www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...

03.12.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I think if his goal was to take the heat off the players then he has achieved just that

30.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, poor finishing doesn't mean the performance is bad - people ultimately just react to the result and go from there sometimes.

28.11.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oliver Glasner admits hooking Marc Guehi crossed his mind after yellow card at Wolves Crystal Palace boss Oliver Glasner contemplated subbing Marc Guehi against Wolves with his captain forced to play 86 minutes on a yellow card.

Crystal Palace boss Oliver Glasner contemplated subbing Marc Guehi against Wolves with his captain forced to play 86 minutes on a yellow card. #CPFC

23.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

A mature and patient batting display from England today - if in fact they were 10 years old.

Quite a ridiculous Test.

22.11.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#CPFC all-time unbeaten runs in all competitions.

2025 is very special.

27.09.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Technically this is for the Sarr goal - but otherwise agreed.

28.09.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#CPFC have been drawn against Liverpool in the League Cup on four previous occasions, and in single-leg ties have always progressed.

25.09.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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With his 40th top-tier goal, Jean-Philippe Mateta moves into sole second place for #CPFC ahead of Mark Bright but still some way behind Wilf.

15+ top-tier goals, games / goals per appearance and by start:

21.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chris Richards MOM. Again. Nothing gets past him.

20.09.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't think Mainoo would suit us either, formation wise

14.09.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Deakin ones for a second replay?

10.09.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#CPFC players who have scored 2+ goals on Neutral grounds

10.09.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nav likes to use text to audio though

07.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Must be a fun existence. Pop back when you win something, mate

07.09.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No one even asked you to chip in

07.09.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I'm sorry. Clearly, passing around the back aimlessly and relying on set pieces is superior football πŸ˜‰

07.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He had a better manager at Palace as well

07.09.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Especially when a certain loan almost happened

01.09.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oliver Glasner: 'Crystal Palace will fall back a step if they sell Marc Guehi' Crystal Palace boss Oliver Glasner reaffirmed his stance that Marc Guehi must not be sold on Deadline Day after his stellar performance at Aston…

Bombshell quotes from Oliver Glasner as he reaffirms that Crystal Palace must not sell Marc Guehi to Liverpool. Says Palace will β€˜fall back a step’ if he leaves. Glasner understands the financial decision, but advocates for sporting performance to take precedence. #CPFC

31.08.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

Think he did it a couple of times last season rather than subbing him off when Clyne came on

31.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PL goal 39 puts JP Mateta joint second for top flight goals with Mark Bright for #cpfc

31.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also it depends what they define as an "academy" player as many of those at Chelsea were brought in at 16-17. In which case are we counting JOB or not?

Book value would be non-existent, and sold for €1m + the sell on % from Everton. Transfermarkt doesn't list him as a sale for CPFC but CPFC U21s.

22.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It isnt correct though - they've used transfermarkt as a source for starters, so who makes up that 500k?

Palace have had three kids go for compensation etc that each exceed Β£500k in just the past two summers

22.08.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Cheeky 5 tackles today, did well

17.08.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A healthy Adam Wharton = hell of a footballer

17.08.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was singing Daniel Munoz so it was fine

13.08.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Towers over Harvey Elliott πŸ˜‰

13.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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